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[Shock]

thinking of not getting blown up by immigrants in german subway

sounds weird coming from an immigrant, are you having suicidal thoughts? get  some help call the suicide hotline

no im not a isis

[Eurobeat]

remember not to　ｅｘｅｃｕｔｅ　ｔａｋｅｉｔｆｕｒｔｈｅｒ．ｅｘｅ

[Quotary]

Was with my crush in a mall, helping her decide what to buy.
Locked her inside the changing room.

Congratulations, you're unable to make her your girlfriend unless you try really hard.

You went one step too far.

[CarlJohnson]

Was with my crush in a mall, helping her decide what to buy.
Locked her inside the changing room.

Congratulations, you're unable to make her your girlfriend unless you try really hard.

You went one step too far.

Been trying for like 8 years now, now I don't even bother lol, I let her out though but after laughing my ass off.

[Nado]

gz you have been on friendzone for 8 years how a human being can survive that

[CarlJohnson]

Is this topic about me fucking up my love life IRL? 

8:30 Watering the plants again, and no Im not growing weed, apparently it doesn't 'heal' me.

[Emily]

8:30 Watering the plants again, and no Im not growing weed, apparently it doesn't 'heal' me.

I'll buy some of them "plants" you're growing m8

[CarlJohnson]

8:30 Watering the plants again, and no Im not growing weed, apparently it doesn't 'heal' me.

I'll buy some of them "plants" you're growing m8

I managed to grow Tomatoes, green chillies and guava

[Eurobeat]

Just woke up. Theres a cate on my pillow

[Hobo]

3:33AM Going to sleep. 

[Supreme]

    i dream about szajmon 

[Dobby]

  i dream about szajmon 

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