corrupt-a-wish

[squidgyscapes]

Granted you won monopoly

I wish to go to Jamaica to work with a soundsystem

[Eurobeat]

Granted you won monopoly

Granted but you get robbed

I wish I had eyes on the back and sides of my head

[The_Forgotten_One]

Granted but your front eyes are gone and are moved to your back and your ear, congratulations you are now a freak!

I wish i could have powers superior than a god...

[Emily]

Granted but the powers only last for 1 millisecond

I wish to never have to work again

[Dobby]

Sure, but you're poor.

I wish for Emma Stone.

[sorin]

Sure, but you're poor.

I wish for Emma Stone.

Granted, but now she is you sister.

I wish for 1kk $.

[Emily]

Granted, but you are hunted by the military for robbing banks

I wish i had unlimited food

[Ethan]

granted but you eat to much and die

I wish for San Andreas to work

[Emily]

Granted but it freezes when your monitor is turned on

I wish i had faster internet

[Xero]

Granted but your computer is now 15 years old

I wish Convoy Trucking had house trading

[Ethan]

granted but you can only afford a 0 slot trailer.

I wish for something

[Emily]

Granted but that something is just a can of air

i wish i wasnt sick

[sorin]

i wish i wasnt sick

Granted, but now you're dead.


I wish i will meet Beyonce

[Ethan]

denied, you go directly to jail for stalking, you do not get to use your get out of jail free card.

I wish I had friends

[Emily]

Granted but they all hate you and treat you like shit

I wish there would be better shows on tv