corrupt-a-wish

[Ethan]

granted but the first time you drive you get into an accident, injure 45 people and your license is then revoked for three years.

I wish for my videocard to work right.

[Eurobeat]

Granted but it causes your PSU to explode

I wish to have female parts for a month 

[Ribbit]

Granted, but now your male parts are relocated to your forehead.

I wish everyone turned into a chinchilla for a year.

[sardarji]

Granted, But after a year everyone turned back to normal and you are still little chinchilla.

I wish i could go back in time.

[The_Forgotten_One]

Granted, but you cannot go back to the future and if you encounter with yourself you will cause a time paradox.

I wish I had a SS grade rating on everything.

[Eurobeat]

Granted, but the SS you'd receive would be a fongkong one that actually means 'super shit'

I wish I could corrupt a wish better than I just did

[StarFish]

Granted but someone will corrupt your wish better than you did the previous.
I wish only the best marks in the school.

[Eurobeat]

Granted but you'd need drugs to accomplish it and you will be expelled

I wish my tuna bagel was infinitely big and filled with more tuna

[CassetteTapeBoy]

I Wish i was in the 80s

[Xero]

Granted, you are now 89 years old

Btw you're supposed to grant or deny the last players wish Cassette

I wish I was king of the world

[Eurobeat]

Granted, however Africans would rebel and pose an undying threat to your kingdom and we'd bring unemployment and some other shit like that.

I wish I could shape-shift into anything I wanted.

[Quotary]

Granted, yet everything you want to shapeshift in is a huge dick.

I wish I couldn't wish.

[Ribbit]

Granted, now you can't post in this topic anymore as your wishing is rendered useless C:

I wish for a bucket of mud.

[CarlJohnson]

 Granted, but now you have to eat all that mud.
I wish Hobo was Admin.

[Eurobeat]

Granted, but he perm-bans you and you never get unbanned.

I wish I had $300,000,000