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[Eurobeat]

Granted but one of them is filled with my farts

I wish for a PC that can run GTA V

[Cezy]

Granted but it will burn after closing gta v.
I wish for a new swimingpoll.

[Kake]

Granted and it is full of mud btw 

I wish i never sleep

[SpazzBucket.]

granted but you die from lack of sleep (it is possible)

I wish for it always to be light outside and no rain/wet roads when I'm driving

[Dobby]

Granted but you run out of fuel quicker.

I want Spazzbuckets hair

[SpazzBucket.]

granted but its just a wig based on my hair (made out of horse hair)

I wish for unlimited fuel for free

[The_Forgotten_One]

Granted, but now all vehicles are powered by a limitless energy core, so you have tons of useless fuel.

I wish I could had the powers to destroy Gods...

[Ribbit]

Granted, but the only way this can work is you have to look like the purple teletubbie for eternity

This game is kind of like The Wishmaster :p
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I nervously wish for a moldy sandwich.

[Ethan]

granted but you must then give it to someone else to eat.

I wish to find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

[SpazzBucket.]

Granted but its just gold plated iron

I wish for my g27 wheel to actually work properly :|

[Kenworth]

granted but falls apart after drifting around the corner in the first race


i wish for a better car

[Dobby]

Granted but its the right way up.

I wish to be AUS, because the women 

[Eurobeat]

Granted but it's a sex change patient

I wish for a camber adjusted cars to disappear

[SpazzBucket.]

Granted but now #hellaflush is with the top of the wheel outwards by dramatic amounts

I wish for a $4000 pc

[StarFish]

Granted but it can run games since the year 2050 so u have to wait 35 years to play any game.
I wish I will get my driving license for free.