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Started by Marlbo[Ro], March 08, 2013, 17:57

Dynamo

Quote from: SpazzBucket. on April 23, 2013, 22:35
Quote from: Swash on April 23, 2013, 13:07
Granted.but it's dead. i wish to be a Penguin
Granted but you live in the desert :P

I wish to not have school but be a smart person


Granted but now everyone relies on you to answer all their questions


I wish I lived on Mars

Dobby

Granted. But it's set to go 'Nova in 48 hours.

I wish Convoy Trucking to be up
Quote from: mick88 on May 24, 2015, 21:39
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Weasel

Granted.But you need to wait untill bently get jailed xD
I wish a 100 slot house :D




sardarji

Granted but u r banned for money hack :P
I wish to become admin :))


Ethan

granted, but Mick found out you cheated, farmed missions, used your admin powers for regular use and you were banned permanently




I wish for more wishes

TheSandman

Quote from: Ethan on April 24, 2013, 15:38
granted, but Mick found out you cheated, farmed missions, used your admin powers for regular use and you were banned permanently




I wish for more wishes
Granted, but they do not go to you.

I wish for a girlfriend :D
25/8/11 - 4/10/15: 1502 days of continuous staff duty C:-)

Ethan

denied, all the girls you tried to date found out you were gay ( ;D ;D ;D its a game, dont take it personally :P :P :P )




I wish for a time machine

sardarji

Granted but it doesnt work.

I wish to be a superhero :P


Konali

Quote from: sardarji on April 24, 2013, 15:55
Granted but it doesnt work.

I wish to be a superhero :P
Granted, but you are a superhero without powers


I wish for Sylvie van der Vaart :D
:cmastree:


Quote from: TheSandman on November 26, 2012, 13:53
There you go, cop didnt have a car and one was spawned for him.
Admins are helpers, not monsters.
Quote from: Calvingreen17. on January 15, 2013, 20:53
And i just want to take this moment that i have to thank you SO much for giving me the chance to be a moderator. I really enjoyed it, and although I made bad decisions (like playing MW3 too much haha xD), I really really did enjoy helping players like never before. You were my role model, you were the best admin I had seen in years, and there will never be another one like you.

It will take another to replace me, but I dont think CT can recover if they lose you bro, I wish you the best.

(Pretty sure you hear stuff like this every day XD You're like Chuck norris)
Quote from: mick88 on February 12, 2013, 23:28
It's unfair that admins can teleport to buy house, and reset their own camping score, but we have to trust that they won't abuse it. We have to trust them anyway, because the server is in their hands. Without admins server is nothing.

Twido

Granted, But she leaves you after she founds out about ur short dick (its a game.. i dunno how ur penis is)

I wish that i knew how idiots Dos attacked so i could dos attack them back


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Quote from: Mick88
Your friends do not have the authority to allow you to break server rules. ๖ۣۜTωi∂✿
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Dobby

Granted. But you get infected, and your PC becomes a tool in DDOS'ing.


Can i wish for a cup of tea please? two sugars? thanks :D
Quote from: mick88 on May 24, 2015, 21:39
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SpazzBucket.

DENIED you get a large coffee with 4 cream and 1 sugar :P

I wish to be blue
"The more you fail, the more you know.
When you lose you then try to gain.
The best lessons are learnt through pain"
Quote from: HoboHobo [30 Jan 20:40]:   "Since I don't do that whole guy thing" .... Ok guys, pack up the lemonade stand, she's not interested.
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[hide=Good one Stteve]
Quote from: SpazzbucketI suddenly feel very smart
Quote from: StteveYou're extremely smart all the time, it just explodes sometimes
Quote from: StteveSo we're volcanoes
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Quote from: Sjomp on May 04, 2014, 18:54
It doesn't matter how much people are online it's about how much fun you have.
Quote from: braneNext time don't use any porn site to upload pictures. Imgur or Imageshack would be fine. Its not nice to see cocks around while checking the image you came for.
Quote from: TheSandmanBan looks fair. its pathetic when people attack females just because they play an online game, wow.
Quote from: TheSandmanRap is like scissors, it always loses to rock
Quote from: HoboProvoking doesn't brake rules, but it does break them.

Remember to brake for moose so you don't break your car.
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[hide=Konali's motto]
Quote from: Konali on January 12, 2014, 16:41I only had one rule in my head that i used in every situation: its a game, lets keep it that way.

Weasel

Quote from: SpazzBucket. on April 24, 2013, 21:25
DENIED you get a large coffee with 4 cream and 1 sugar :P

I wish to be blue
Granted.But outside start raining and the rain clean you'r blue collor :P
I wish for a super dog




Alexander


Granted.But he has only 2 legs

Marlbo[Ro]

Quote from: Swash on April 25, 2013, 15:19

Granted.But he has only 2 legs
I wish volt host to - bankruptcy -  >:D :P