corrupt-a-wish

[SpazzBucket.]

Granted, but arsonists have burnt it down.


I want to hang out with Kim Jong Un.

Accepted but you better do it soon http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/10/kim-jong-un-assassination-rumours-flood-twitter-weibo/

Ok Ethan if you won't give me that, I wish for a 5 slot house with gate

[Ethan]

granted but its on its own private island, all sand and no access to the mainland itself


I want a Google Nexus

[Dobby]

granted but its on its own private island, all sand and no access to the mainland itself


I want a Google Nexus

Done, but it's been locked by the phone company. 

I want a new PC pl0x

[SpazzBucket.]

Granted, but you got one from the 90's

I wish for a condom

[Dynamo]

Granted, but you got one from the 90's

I wish for a condom

Granted but it is a finger condom


I wish for a Corvette

[SpazzBucket.]

Granted, here you go -


I want a window

[Dobby]

There's ya window xD

Can i have the Convoy Trucking .amx please

[Ethan]

[fail]

Done, but it's been locked by the phone company.

[/fail]


Google Nexus is not a smartphone

[Twido]

There's ya window xD

Can i have the Convoy Trucking .amx please

Granted, but the pawn windows closes down after 3 sec and you can't take any screenshot of it. And the file gets destroyed after its been closed down..


I wish that there are more people that restores the humanity

[Dobby]

[fail]

Done, but it's been locked by the phone company.

[/fail]


Google Nexus is not a smartphone

Discover the new Nexus smartphone and tablets from Google.

sorry i was wrong

I wish that there are more people that restores the humanity

Granted. But they are paralised

i want £1,000,00 in cold hard cash. fresh off the press, nice and warm still. Nobody has touched the money but me  

[Ethan]

I guess I should have said Google Nexus 7, which is the tablet:
https://play.google.com/store/devices?feature=corpus_selector


ontopic:
granted, but you get caught with it and now your in jail


I wish for a time machine

[Kenworth]

Denied, thats not possible for an Australian like myself to get my hands on..

I want a shelby supersnake.

[Ethan]

granted. the snakes name is shelby, is poisonous, he has bitten you, and there is no antidote


I wish to be married to Pamela Anderson

[Dobby]

Granted But she's a dude.

I wish for an AMD Kaveri APU please

[Supreme]

Granted, but you get it broken


I want a 5 slot in CT