corrupt-a-wish

[Eurobeat]

Denied.

I wish for a 110,000 USD to buy a 105 inch TV for someone... yeh

[Emily]

Granted, but that someone hates you for getting them that tv

I wish I had time to play games at work

[Eurobeat]

Granted, but you now work at a nuclear plant and it melts down because you play games too much

I wish I could stay awake for the rest of my life without any negative effects on me

but that someone hates you for getting them that tv

I never win, eh?

[Emily]

Granted, but you will be bored no matter what you do.

I wish I had unlimited food.

[Eurobeat]

Granted but it's not free and you go into debt deeper than my gir... wat

I wish I had an indestructible liver

[Ethan]

denied, your liver is now on its way to go to a 56 year old, man who weighs 382 pounds with diabetes and is an alcoholic.. Thank you for being an organ donor. 





I wish for a better job, with better pay, with benefits like healthcare

[Emily]

Granted, but you hate it there.

I wish people weren't stupid

[Eurobeat]

weighs 382 pounds with diabetes and is an alcoholic

sounds like me

Granted Emily but now everyone is smarter than you

I wish I had unlimited supply of coke(that would be Cola for you Americans ^^)

[Emily]

Topkek granted, but you drink to much and die from kidney problems.

I wish for unlimited coke. (cocaine for you non americanos xD)

[SpazzBucket.]

Granted but you overdose off your own supply

I wish for a free turbo kit

[Emily]

Granted but you overdose off your own supply

Awesome.

Granted, but it worsens your car's performance

I wish parts for my car were cheaper

[Ethan]

Granted but they are from the black market and may cause your vehicle to explode..

I wish for the forum to post my reply faster (it was a different topic and it never posted, just refreshed, I'm on my nexus)

[Eurobeat]

Denied. Get a better device

I wish I could ... fly? idk ive made too many wishes

[Emily]

Denied, you are a fish. Not a bird.

I wish I had her hair     V [hide=][/hide]

[Dobby]

Granted, but you're now 14 years old like her.

I wish i had Hobo's ass.