corrupt-a-wish

[Eurobeat]

Granted but i wanna do it with my half finger

I wish someone bought me ats on steam and a better pc

[StarFish]

granted but you have no electricity
I wish I had a weed farm

[Ethan]

granted, but its not the medicinal/smoking kind

I wish I can hear clearly (no Joke here)

[StarFish]

granted but then you would hear your fart (soo disgusting)
I wish I owned a Ford Mustang

[Ethan]

granted but then you would hear your fart (soo disgusting)
I wish I owned a Ford Mustang

granted but its a horse named Ford (a horse is sometimes called a mustang.. google it)

I wwish I had my own island

[StarFish]

granted but then you would hear your fart (soo disgusting)
I wish I owned a Ford Mustang

granted but its a horse named Ford (a horse is sometimes called a mustang.. google it)

I know 

I wwish I had my own island

granted but it would be island with full of gays, without women
I wish I played for a crowd as a professional DJ once

[Eurobeat]

full of gays

Would have the best fashion sense in the entire world


Granted but the event is in RSA during a power outage 

I wish I could get out of 720pcancerrace

[Quotary]

granted, but you literally get cancer.

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine

[Shock]

granted, but you are stuck in a wheelchair.

I wish for a car

[Viper]

granted but it breaks when you press the pedal

i wish for a Nissan Skyline r34

[Ethan]

granted but it breaks when you press the pedal

i wish for a Nissan Skyline r34

granted but its only a 1:24th scale model that you have to keep in a case on your wall

I wish I had more wishes

[Shock]

Granted but you can't speak or type.

I wish that i dont need glasses

[Quotary]

granted, you're now completely blind

i wish i had a wish that was a wish

[Eurobeat]

Granted but the wish is for everyone you know to become feminists. ALL MEN ARE PIGS

I wish for the next person's wish to be denied

[Shock]

Granted but he gets a new wish

I wish to travel