corrupt-a-wish

[TheSandman]

but you cant spend it.

i wish for this girl im going to comiccon with to like me back (y)

[Viper]

but you cant spend it.

i wish for this girl im going to comiccon with to like me back (y)

But they will punch you in the nuts everytime they see you

i wish for emma watson to love me

[Ethan]

denied, you are arrested for stalking Emma Stone

I wish for GTA V

[Fishe]

Sure, but it gets postponed again.

I wish to be called Poes Destroyer

[Emily]

Sure but its misinterpreted to Cat destroyer

I wish my internet was faster

[Fishe]

Granted but you can only use Internet Explorer 7 with it

I wish I didn't require sleep

[Emily]

Granted but you always feel exhausted.

I wish BBC would bring back Clarkson

[Dobby]

Granted but its on a different show

I wish for cookies. Edible unlikely to cause me harm, well cooked cookies.

[Xero]

Granted but they taste like a dirty fart

I wish I was the hulk

[Dobby]

Granted but you're pink.

I wish Hobo had some spare change.

[Viper]

Granted but it has aids and you die within a week

i wish for no hunger

[Ethan]

granted but you starve and die from starvation..

I wish my router had antennas

[Viper]

granted but you wont get internet


i wish for higher download speed

[Emily]

Granted, but its expensive as fuck

I wish for sleep

[Fishe]

Granted but it doesn't last long because of someone on a certain messenger

I wish I could be Poseidon