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Messages - Master Hammy

#1
Off Topic / Re: Stop torrenting PC games
June 16, 2013, 03:39
Quote from: SpazzBucket. on June 16, 2013, 03:36
Hammy lol xD I being a 17 year old with no job (yet) I shall not stop pirating games, multiplayer is one of their biggest profits for most games and very few have cracked multiplayer. And with torrented games there comes many bugs, there's games that I can't get working cause of their bugs, my Gta IV has a completely different launcher to bypass the activation key :lol:

Long lost brother! Where have you been all my life?!?!?!?!
#2
Off Topic / Re: Stop torrenting PC games
June 16, 2013, 03:30
I like how i return to the server/forum and THIS is the first thing i see. Lol
#3
Me + waffle house = funny ass conversation.
#4
Hey guys, ill do a few prank calls right now if yall want. I cant sleep so i need entertainment.
#5
Prank Hour Info for: Thursday June 28.

Starts: 1pm Eastern Standard Time (USA)

All users on skype will be put in a group conference at 12:55.

Add whatcha09 on skype if you want to join in.

Reply below with your skype username and the text "Thursday June 28" To participate in the event.
#6
Off Topic / Prank Call with me every day.
June 28, 2012, 06:35
Im introducing..

PRANK HOUR

For one hour every day, you and many others can join in with me on skype as we prank call UNITED STATES and CANADIAN buisnesses and homes.

Everyone who wants to do a personal prank call will be allowed at least 1. Otherwise ill do them all.

You dont need a mic, you can just sit and listen and lol with us.

So for all people who want to do it, add me on skype. My username is whatcha09.

Reply below when you add me with your skype username and telling me your going to participate.

Tommorrows prank hour will begin at 1pm EST. (Convert that to your own time.)
I will add all the people in a skype group tomorrow 5 minutes before the calls begin. If you want to join in last minute, message me on skype!


Be prepared to LAUGH!

We upload recordings of the pranks to SoundCloud. View them here.

http://soundcloud.com/theprankhamster
#7
Forum games / Re: Guess Their Age!
June 12, 2012, 17:38
15 /\
#8
Off Topic / Re: LOLOLING With Vado.
June 10, 2012, 19:12
I got all sims 2, and i hve sims 3 on dvd. What u want? :P
#9
Off Topic / LOLOLING With Vado.
June 10, 2012, 04:11
This is our xfire conversation:

[23:08] NCShafferツ: whats your favorite summertime meal?
[23:08] vado19: to be honest....i don't have one.. as long as it's food i wll eat lol
[23:09] NCShafferツ: Its not Fried Chicken, Watermelon and Kool-Aid?
[23:09] vado19: can't afford kool-aid here anymore :/
[23:09] NCShafferツ: HAHAHA
[23:09] vado19: and i don't eat watermelon's
[23:09] vado19: also we don't buy alot of fried chicken anymore
[23:10] NCShafferツ: Your not a real black man! Your black guy card has been revoked! haha
[23:10] vado19: i'm black, but Jamaican Black not  American Black
[23:10] NCShafferツ: True lol

Hahaha

Another

[23:11] NCShafferツ: torrenting all sims 2 :>
[23:11] <This user stopped playing The Sims 2 FreeTime>
[23:11] NCShafferツ: TORRENT ALL THE SIMS!
[23:11] NCShafferツ: shit, i got church in the morning
[23:12] vado19: or you could ask for me to send some..
[23:12] vado19: u can leave your pc on while at church
[23:12] NCShafferツ: im at 10% already, and its 7.8GB
[23:12] NCShafferツ: i got a 50mb/s line
[23:12] NCShafferツ: downloading at 4mb/s
[23:13] NCShafferツ: :/
[23:13] vado19: it should finish in one day :) took me a day to download all of the sims
[23:13] vado19: 10mbps ...
[23:13] vado19: oh that';s why..
[23:13] vado19: :/
[23:13] NCShafferツ: its took me 10 minutes for .75GB
[23:13] vado19: i see why now..
[23:13] NCShafferツ: yeah
[23:13] NCShafferツ: america has fast internet for cheaper
[23:14] NCShafferツ: USA! USA! But we have Obamacare, that sucks. Booooo USA

Annnddddd another

[23:14] vado19: Jamaica has cheapest telecoms rates in the world though :P
[23:14] NCShafferツ: then why u have slow internet
[23:15] vado19: only US equivalent $5 for the whole month of full blackberry data service
[23:15] NCShafferツ: my cellphone bill is $150/month
[23:15] vado19: my net's diff from my telecom service (phone)
[23:15] NCShafferツ: bastards
[23:15] vado19: lool
[23:15] NCShafferツ: for one fuckign phone too!
[23:15] vado19: i-phone service is about $20 US for the month
[23:15] vado19: we can change phones :P
[23:15] NCShafferツ: you luck bitch!
[23:15] vado19: we don't use contracts
[23:15] vado19: :trollface:
[23:15] NCShafferツ: MOTHER FUCKERS
[23:16] NCShafferツ: my contract has me tied in for 2 years
[23:16] NCShafferツ: asssssssshooooooollllesssss
[23:16] vado19: and u can't sell ur phone before the contract terminates can you ?
[23:16] NCShafferツ: Verizon is good at RAPEING ME!
[23:16] NCShafferツ: we can change phones all we want
[23:16] NCShafferツ: but contracts are bitches
[23:16] vado19: :trollface:

Annnnnnnnndddddddd another buttsecks

[23:17] vado19: out here it's Blackberry>i-phone>android
[23:18] vado19: in the states i assume it's complete opposite
[23:18] NCShafferツ: in the states its assrape > assrape > assrape
[23:18] NCShafferツ: 23%
[23:18] vado19: i thought it was surprise buttsecks > assrape > permissive ass rape
[23:18] NCShafferツ: HAHAHA
#10
Forum games / Re: I ban you
June 01, 2012, 08:39
I ban Vado, The_Hobo and me for dealing too many amazing drugs :)
#11
Off Topic / Re: Lineage 2 free
May 02, 2012, 23:19
Ive been playing this game since it was first released several years ago. Back then you had to pay alot to play. Glad its free, but mad at all the money i spent. Lol.

KAMEALS FTW! (Female Elf is good too, very sexy ;D)
#12
GTA & SA-MP / Re: Radio Project
January 30, 2012, 01:51
I need the actual streaming links.
#13
GTA & SA-MP / Radio Project
January 30, 2012, 00:40
Im developing a site, and need some radio urls.

Genres im looking for:
Modern Pop
Modern Rap
Christian
Country
Modern Metal

If Y'all can help me find these, ill be very greatful :D
#14
Locked & Closed Suggestions / Re: Live MAP
January 16, 2012, 05:08
This has been suggested before, and it would most likely cause server lag.

-1
#15
General Talk / Re: Warning Vs. Ban
December 06, 2011, 20:05
I think mick should establish a code of discipline that staff have to follow.