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Title: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Viper on August 23, 2013, 06:55
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Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill.
its the spiders
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Spekter on August 23, 2013, 07:15
(http://stonedlizard.com/images/2012/10/29/welcome-to-australia.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Hobo on August 23, 2013, 07:45
#Yolo
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: sorin on August 23, 2013, 10:02
Quote from: Hobo on August 23, 2013, 07:45
#Yolo
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Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Bruno_2MLG4CT on August 23, 2013, 10:03
Fact: Australia is the only continent without active volcanoes.
The only thing that doesn't try to kill Australians :D
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Supreme on August 23, 2013, 10:05
Places to visit:
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: FaZe1337Sajmon420PL on August 23, 2013, 11:14
Quote from: Supreme on August 23, 2013, 10:05
Places to visit:

       
  • Australia
rasism :biggrin:
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Ethan on August 23, 2013, 19:24
couldn't find a "Welcome to Florida, The people dont kill you, but the hurricanes might."
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Dobby on August 23, 2013, 19:33
Quote from: Ethan on August 23, 2013, 19:24
couldn't find a "Welcome to Florida, The people dont kill you, but the hurricanes might."

Aannnnddd im not going there next year. ;_; ty
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Ethan on August 23, 2013, 19:34
you'll be happy to know we havent had any hurricanes hit us this year.....yet
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: ShetlandSheepdog. on August 23, 2013, 23:04
Lol reminds me the video of the noob catching a spider and the spider attacked his helmet.
#Australia
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Bruno_2MLG4CT on August 23, 2013, 23:11
Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: SeraMondialu on August 23, 2013, 23:16
Quote from: brane on August 23, 2013, 23:11
Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...

yeah for sure
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Supreme on August 24, 2013, 01:09
Quote from: brane on August 23, 2013, 23:11
Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...


No you aren't, see The Netherlands
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Bruno_2MLG4CT on August 24, 2013, 01:11
Quote from: Supreme on August 24, 2013, 01:09
Quote from: brane on August 23, 2013, 23:11
Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...


No you aren't, see The Netherlands
It was sarcasm :D
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: droctogonapus on August 24, 2013, 02:15
only dangerous things here are tornado's and raccoon's with rabies and the murderer's  in Winnipeg
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Toux on August 24, 2013, 17:10
Quote from: droctogonapus on August 24, 2013, 02:15
only dangerous things here are tornado's and raccoon's with rabies and the murderer's  in Winnipeg
Don't forget JB
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: iDarkRain on August 24, 2013, 17:13
#(http://i.imgur.com/tTlQywV.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Laur on August 24, 2013, 18:05
Welcome to romania where you could be asskicked by gypsies hardly :)
if you're gonna visit our "famous and beautiful" country don't forgot to take with you :

(http://www.cotidianul.ro/images/stiri/0912/1347083043a1.jpg)

and have fun :) ! :hb2

Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Dobby on August 24, 2013, 18:08
Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Dr_Doom on August 24, 2013, 18:15
Quote from: DobbysGamertag. on August 24, 2013, 18:08
Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
Same incident in the United States.
A couple teenagers, the youngest ( 15 ) shot an Australia Baseball player on vacation in the United States dead. There excuse was, they were bored. All are being charged as Adults in a first degree murder charge.
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Ethan on August 24, 2013, 19:31
Quote from: Dr_Doom on August 24, 2013, 18:15
Quote from: DobbysGamertag. on August 24, 2013, 18:08
Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
I heard of that... it was in FL wasnt it.. the player was in tampa or something
Same incident in the United States.
A couple teenagers, the youngest ( 15 ) shot an Australia Baseball player on vacation in the United States dead. There excuse was, they were bored. All are being charged as Adults in a first degree murder charge.
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Shake on August 24, 2013, 19:33
If you get with a fight with a gypsy here, he will call like 10 or more people to help him. Where I live, you must know self defense else you're screwed
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: FaZe1337Sajmon420PL on August 24, 2013, 19:34
Quote from: Ethan on August 24, 2013, 19:31
Quote from: Dr_Doom on August 24, 2013, 18:15
Quote from: DobbysGamertag. on August 24, 2013, 18:08
Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
I heard of that... it was in FL wasnt it.. the player was in tampa or something
Same incident in the United States.
A couple teenagers, the youngest ( 15 ) shot an Australia Baseball player on vacation in the United States dead. There excuse was, they were bored. All are being charged as Adults in a first degree murder charge.

seems like using quotes properly is rocket science for some of us

Quote from: Shake on August 24, 2013, 19:33
If you get with a fight with a gypsy here, he will call like 10 or more people to help him. Where I live, you must know self defense else you're screwed
same goes for moroccans in belgium ._.
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Bruno_2MLG4CT on August 24, 2013, 20:53
That applies to Albanians in my town. Since in my town there are less Macedonians but most Albanians, if you get in fight with 1, you won't get out of the city alive. Gipsyes are rare, but if I get in fight with gipsy, macedonians are more so chances are bigger that I will get help faster than foreign than they since they steal from everyone.


I got jokes about gipsyes but I do not want to sound racist
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Ethan on August 24, 2013, 21:01
Quote from: brane on August 24, 2013, 20:53
I got jokes about gipsyes but I do not want to sound racist
nor do you want to be banned
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Supreme on August 24, 2013, 21:05
Quote from: Ethan on August 24, 2013, 21:01
Quote from: brane on August 24, 2013, 20:53
I got jokes about gipsyes but I do not want to sound racist
nor do you want to be banned


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Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: ShetlandSheepdog. on August 25, 2013, 00:48
Things you need to know about Belgium:
1.Brussels is full of marrocans and niggers.
2.There are murders
3.There are dangerous pastors kids!
4.Everyday traffic jams.
5.Antwerp is getting the second Brussels.
6.Belgium is cool xD.
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Bruno_2MLG4CT on August 25, 2013, 00:49
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
2.There are murders
In every country there are murders  :ukiddn:
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: ShetlandSheepdog. on August 25, 2013, 00:52
Quote from: brane on August 25, 2013, 00:49
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
2.There are murders
In every country there are murders  :ukiddn:
:ukiddn:
Murders that kill kids/teenagers.
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Dobby on August 25, 2013, 00:54
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
Things you need to know about Belgium:
1.Brussels is full of marrocans and niggers.
2.There are murders
3.There are dangerous pastors kids!
4.Everyday traffic jams.
5.Antwerp is getting the second Brussels.
6.Belgium is cool xD.

Racist scum.
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Supreme on August 25, 2013, 00:56
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:52
Quote from: brane on August 25, 2013, 00:49
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
2.There are murders
In every country there are murders  :ukiddn:
:ukiddn:
Murders that kill kids/teenagers.

And you think that only happens in Belgium? :ukiddn:
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: ShetlandSheepdog. on August 25, 2013, 01:01
@Dobby 80% of the niggers here is calling themself nigger and marrocans too (some make jokes about it) but the most people don't understand that.

@Supreme Lol come to here and see our jails... Some Hobos do a crime in the winter to sit in jail when its cold outside.
Crimes here aren't long punished,and that low punish still gets ...% lower of good attitude or so.
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: FaZe1337Sajmon420PL on August 25, 2013, 01:17
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 01:01
Some Hobos do a crime in the winter to sit in jail when its cold outside.

thats nothing new, even our grandparents could recall this
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Hobo on August 25, 2013, 03:04
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 01:01
Some Hobos do a crime in the winter to sit in jail when its cold outside.
Well no shit, who the hell wouldn't rob $1 from a bank so they could sleep inside a warm building AND be provided food?
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Ethan on August 25, 2013, 03:21
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:52
Quote from: brane on August 25, 2013, 00:49
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
2.There are murders
In every country there are murders  :ukiddn:
:ukiddn:
Murders that kill kids/teenagers.
in every country there are murders and yes even kids/children being murdered included
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Spekter on August 25, 2013, 12:27
A topic about Australia became a topic about gypsies, crimes, murders, and jails.
gz :like:
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Shake on August 25, 2013, 12:42
Quote from: Sveki on August 25, 2013, 12:27
A topic about Australia became a topic about gypsies, crimes, murders, and jails.
gz :like:
You know how offtopic works on CT
Title: Re: Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you
Post by: Laur on August 29, 2013, 14:56
Quote from: Supreme on August 24, 2013, 21:05
Quote from: Ethan on August 24, 2013, 21:01
Quote from: brane on August 24, 2013, 20:53
I got jokes about gipsyes but I do not want to sound racist
nor do you want to be banned


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why do I still laugh ?  :biggrin: :herpderp:  made my day xD