Trying to teach a kid how to install SAMP

[Wizzer]

¤ sparkels ¤: back
Wizzer: welcome back
¤ sparkels ¤: thx
¤ sparkels ¤: btw can u help me with san andreas mulryplayer?
¤ sparkels ¤: multiplayer*
Wizzer: ?
Wizzer: whats wrong with it?
¤ sparkels ¤: idk how to install it....
Wizzer: lmao
Wizzer: install it to program files/steamapps/common/san andreas
¤ sparkels ¤: ?
Wizzer: ...
Wizzer: it kinda feels like you're first time on the computer xD
Wizzer: open the samp installer
¤ sparkels ¤: lol
¤ sparkels ¤: but i cant save it on any files i have..
Wizzer: what
¤ sparkels ¤: yeah
¤ sparkels ¤: i cant
Wizzer: why?
Wizzer: mouse click is broken? :c
¤ sparkels ¤: idk.. ask my computer
Wizzer: ...
¤ sparkels ¤: no
¤ sparkels ¤: my mouse is fine and so my computer..
Wizzer: then whats the problem..
¤ sparkels ¤: i cant save it on any files i have.......
Wizzer: what do you mean...
¤ sparkels ¤: should it stands GTA san andreas USer files?
¤ sparkels ¤: user*
Wizzer: should what stand...
Wizzer: and no
¤ sparkels ¤: in my file when i have saved it?
Wizzer: wtf
Wizzer: saved what? XD
¤ sparkels ¤: ahhh
¤ sparkels ¤: the file to download the samp
Wizzer: O.o
Wizzer: are you sure you're 13? O.
Wizzer: O.o
¤ sparkels ¤: yes...
Wizzer: because you should know that xD
¤ sparkels ¤: why?
Wizzer: open the installer
Wizzer: and locate the san andreas folder...
Wizzer: and install it there
¤ sparkels ¤: i dont save files i just go play directly..
¤ sparkels ¤: https://www.sa-mp.com/download.php
¤ sparkels ¤: this?
¤ sparkels ¤: and thye i go to SA-MP?
¤ sparkels ¤: then*
Wizzer: just download it..
¤ sparkels ¤: o.3.7?
Wizzer: one of the links
Wizzer: yes
¤ sparkels ¤: ok
¤ sparkels ¤: and then i should save it ti my files?
¤ sparkels ¤: to*
Wizzer: what do you wanna save?
Wizzer: just download the setup
Wizzer: and open it
Wizzer: its not that hard, turst me
¤ sparkels ¤: aha i know now why i cant..
Wizzer: trust*
¤ sparkels ¤: i has to be 56.7MB and i have 8.2GB:::::
¤ sparkels ¤: it*
¤ sparkels ¤: lol
Wizzer: ??
Wizzer: i have no idea what are you doing there lol
¤ sparkels ¤: when i download it...
¤ sparkels ¤: my space inmy computer....
¤ sparkels ¤: in my*
Wizzer: so you're saying the setup is too big for your hard drive? xD
Wizzer: 15mb
¤ sparkels ¤: yep
¤ sparkels ¤: XD
Wizzer: i....i honestly dont know what to say
Wizzer: *facepalm
¤ sparkels ¤: XD
¤ sparkels ¤: *tripple face palm
¤ sparkels ¤: facepalm*
Wizzer: delete some of your porn
Wizzer: and try again
¤ sparkels ¤: Xd i dont have any ...
¤ sparkels ¤: XD*
Wizzer: then delete something else
Wizzer: to get 15mb free space
¤ sparkels ¤: ahh whatever i dont need to play it...
¤ sparkels ¤: there r lots of lots of games out there..
Wizzer: well, singleplayer is fun too
¤ sparkels ¤: nahh i dont know how to play.. becaz it has different mouse controlls and keyboard controlls.
Wizzer: you can change them at options..
¤ sparkels ¤: i used to play APB reloaded alot and now i remember the buttons for APB but it has different mouse and keybords controlls here
¤ sparkels ¤: so its kinda hard

[Rayman]

yep facepalm.. At least you tried to teach him

[Benny]

ahaha haha aha ha ha ahaha... u stupid "¤ sparkels ¤"    do u even computer

[TheGame]

I thought I am dumb with installing stuff but this shows I am not even that dumb, hahaha

[Quotary]

My grandma is probably more capable than this kid...

[Ethan]

My grandma is probably more capable than this kid...

a 5 year old could install it, but not this idiot

[Xero]

Wow, I bet when he says there are many other games to play he means windows solitaire and minesweep

[Matias]

Why didn't you use Teamviewer and saved all the time you wasted explaining lol

[Ethan]

Wow, I bet when he says there are many other games to play he means windows solitaire and minesweep

he probably couldnt install them either..  (I know they are default to Windows but still)

[Wizzer]

Why didn't you use Teamviewer and saved all the time you wasted explaining lol

He didn't knew how to download it