First one to figure it out gets a cookie

[Hobo]

"Alright, so occasionally I like to put on a pair of overalls, whip out my old tricycle, and take it for a few laps down in the basement. So there I was, lollipop in one hand and paddle ball in the other, minding my own business and enjoying the shit out of that oversized lollipop. All of a sudden, I hear someone screaming in a southern accent that they are looking for someone and out of nowhere this fucking squirrel lifts up MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE and there I was mid lick starring at her stupid helmet. I could not explain."

[Emily]

Spongebob.

[Hobo]

Spongebob.

nice.

[Vinny]

yes

[Supreme]

nice mod 

[FaZe1337Sajmon420PL]

The OP was an alcohol