Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill you

Started by Viper, August 23, 2013, 06:55

Viper




Welcome to austraila where the people dont kill.
its the spiders
[SAP]Egert: viper and Boy arent brothers right?
DeHavilland: Nope
DeHavilland: Boy is from NL and Viper is from AUS

We aren't brothers, we just act like them.

Spekter





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Bruno_2MLG4CT

Fact: Australia is the only continent without active volcanoes.
The only thing that doesn't try to kill Australians :D





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Ethan

couldn't find a "Welcome to Florida, The people dont kill you, but the hurricanes might."

Dobby

Quote from: Ethan on August 23, 2013, 19:24
couldn't find a "Welcome to Florida, The people dont kill you, but the hurricanes might."

Aannnnddd im not going there next year. ;_; ty
Quote from: mick88 on May 24, 2015, 21:39
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Ethan

you'll be happy to know we havent had any hurricanes hit us this year.....yet

TheShetlandSheepdog

Lol reminds me the video of the noob catching a spider and the spider attacked his helmet.
#Australia

Bruno_2MLG4CT

Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...





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SeraMondialu

Quote from: brane on August 23, 2013, 23:11
Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...

yeah for sure

Supreme

Quote from: brane on August 23, 2013, 23:11
Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...


No you aren't, see The Netherlands

Bruno_2MLG4CT

Quote from: Supreme on August 24, 2013, 01:09
Quote from: brane on August 23, 2013, 23:11
Am I the only around here living in normal country without a lot of poisonous animals and dangerous winds/floods whatever. Not even volcanoes...


No you aren't, see The Netherlands
It was sarcasm :D





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droctogonapus

only dangerous things here are tornado's and raccoon's with rabies and the murderer's  in Winnipeg

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Toux

Quote from: droctogonapus on August 24, 2013, 02:15
only dangerous things here are tornado's and raccoon's with rabies and the murderer's  in Winnipeg
Don't forget JB


Laur

Welcome to romania where you could be asskicked by gypsies hardly :)
if you're gonna visit our "famous and beautiful" country don't forgot to take with you :



and have fun :) ! :hb2


Dobby

Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
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Dr_Doom

Quote from: DobbysGamertag. on August 24, 2013, 18:08
Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
Same incident in the United States.
A couple teenagers, the youngest ( 15 ) shot an Australia Baseball player on vacation in the United States dead. There excuse was, they were bored. All are being charged as Adults in a first degree murder charge.

Ethan

Quote from: Dr_Doom on August 24, 2013, 18:15
Quote from: DobbysGamertag. on August 24, 2013, 18:08
Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
I heard of that... it was in FL wasnt it.. the player was in tampa or something
Same incident in the United States.
A couple teenagers, the youngest ( 15 ) shot an Australia Baseball player on vacation in the United States dead. There excuse was, they were bored. All are being charged as Adults in a first degree murder charge.

Shake

If you get with a fight with a gypsy here, he will call like 10 or more people to help him. Where I live, you must know self defense else you're screwed

FaZe1337Sajmon420PL

Quote from: Ethan on August 24, 2013, 19:31
Quote from: Dr_Doom on August 24, 2013, 18:15
Quote from: DobbysGamertag. on August 24, 2013, 18:08
Gypsies are nothing. There's some in my town (Cheshire, England) they robbed a shop a few weeks ago, because they were bored apparently :|
I heard of that... it was in FL wasnt it.. the player was in tampa or something
Same incident in the United States.
A couple teenagers, the youngest ( 15 ) shot an Australia Baseball player on vacation in the United States dead. There excuse was, they were bored. All are being charged as Adults in a first degree murder charge.

seems like using quotes properly is rocket science for some of us

Quote from: Shake on August 24, 2013, 19:33
If you get with a fight with a gypsy here, he will call like 10 or more people to help him. Where I live, you must know self defense else you're screwed
same goes for moroccans in belgium ._.

Bruno_2MLG4CT

That applies to Albanians in my town. Since in my town there are less Macedonians but most Albanians, if you get in fight with 1, you won't get out of the city alive. Gipsyes are rare, but if I get in fight with gipsy, macedonians are more so chances are bigger that I will get help faster than foreign than they since they steal from everyone.


I got jokes about gipsyes but I do not want to sound racist





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Ethan

Quote from: brane on August 24, 2013, 20:53
I got jokes about gipsyes but I do not want to sound racist
nor do you want to be banned

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TheShetlandSheepdog

Things you need to know about Belgium:
1.Brussels is full of marrocans and niggers.
2.There are murders
3.There are dangerous pastors kids!
4.Everyday traffic jams.
5.Antwerp is getting the second Brussels.
6.Belgium is cool xD.

Bruno_2MLG4CT






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Dobby

Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
Things you need to know about Belgium:
1.Brussels is full of marrocans and niggers.
2.There are murders
3.There are dangerous pastors kids!
4.Everyday traffic jams.
5.Antwerp is getting the second Brussels.
6.Belgium is cool xD.

Racist scum.
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Supreme

Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:52
Quote from: brane on August 25, 2013, 00:49
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
2.There are murders
In every country there are murders  :ukiddn:
:ukiddn:
Murders that kill kids/teenagers.

And you think that only happens in Belgium? :ukiddn:

TheShetlandSheepdog

@Dobby 80% of the niggers here is calling themself nigger and marrocans too (some make jokes about it) but the most people don't understand that.

@Supreme Lol come to here and see our jails... Some Hobos do a crime in the winter to sit in jail when its cold outside.
Crimes here aren't long punished,and that low punish still gets ...% lower of good attitude or so.

FaZe1337Sajmon420PL

Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 01:01
Some Hobos do a crime in the winter to sit in jail when its cold outside.

thats nothing new, even our grandparents could recall this

Hobo

Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 01:01
Some Hobos do a crime in the winter to sit in jail when its cold outside.
Well no shit, who the hell wouldn't rob $1 from a bank so they could sleep inside a warm building AND be provided food?


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Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:52
Quote from: brane on August 25, 2013, 00:49
Quote from: Same99 on August 25, 2013, 00:48
2.There are murders
In every country there are murders  :ukiddn:
:ukiddn:
Murders that kill kids/teenagers.
in every country there are murders and yes even kids/children being murdered included

Spekter

A topic about Australia became a topic about gypsies, crimes, murders, and jails.
gz :like:




Shake

Quote from: Sveki on August 25, 2013, 12:27
A topic about Australia became a topic about gypsies, crimes, murders, and jails.
gz :like:
You know how offtopic works on CT

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