GTA Quotes

[TheSandman]

Fuck you.

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[Clutch]

Fuck you.

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Random Peds say that alllllll da time mayne.

[Twido]

Fuck you.

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Random Peds say that alllllll da time mayne.

true

[deejayy2k]

cop radio "were getting in reports of reckless mountain biking at mt chilliad, repeat people having fun stop it at once!"

Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

Man: "Yeah, what's that plant that blooms every twelve years, it's eight feet
      high and smells like hell? I want to plant one on my ex-wife's lawn."
Maurice: "It's called, 'amorphophallus titanium.' God, I love to say that.
          Amorphophallus titanium! The sound of it gives me a redwood in my
          khakis. If I come back as a super hero, I want to be called that.
          It's Amorphophallus Titanium, the rare botanical wonder! See his
          eight foot protrusion as he pollinates on everyone!"
Man: "But why does it stink so bad?"
Maurice: "It's about marking your territory, my man. You don't mark your
          territory, do you? You should try it! Pee on the front door of your
          office! Just see if anybody thinks of coming near you."
Man: "OK, I-I will try that. Thank you so much for the advice, Maurice."
Maurice: "Oh, I'm here to help, sailor."
Announcer: "Gardening with Maurice. Only on WCTR!"

its a real plant btw