new joke I heard at work

[Deputy]

Long but funny , at least I thought so.

Damn Fish

A lady walks into a meat store and says to the butcher " I want to get something nice for dinner for my family" the butcher thinks about it for a second and says back to her.

"well how about some Damn fish"

The lady is stunned and says "I didn't mean to offend you, I just want to cook a good meal"

The butcher says " no no, it's fish from a dam!"

Later on the lady is at home fixing dinner and her husband asks " hey hunny, what's for dinner?"

She screams back at him " damn fish!"

He turns around the corner and says " well honey I didnt mean to offend you, and starts sucking up to his wife.

She says "no no, I'm not mad at you, Its fish, from a dam!"

So later on at the table the wife, the son, and the husband were serving up the plates and the dad says " son how about you pass me that damn fish?"

And the son looks at him and says " well dad if you want to be that way, how about you pass the fucking potatoes?!"

[Supreme]

Hahahaha 

[Marccc]

ROFL great one! 

[Jopi]

    good one

[Deff]

Nice

[TheSandman]

nice one

[TwiXXXie]

i laughed a little cookie for ya

[Deputy]

nice one

thanks! i have another one but not sure if i should post it or not haha