corrupt-a-wish

[Weasel]

Granted but you are killed in first battle.
I wish for wings on my ass

[SpazzBucket.]

Granted, but now you must poop upside down and clean every wing in your feathers every time you poop

I wish to be famous

[Weasel]

Granted but only for 5 seconds
I wish for unlimited fuel ingame

[Dynamo]

granted but the fuel is highly unstable and your vehicles explode everytime you start the engine


I wish for a Boxing robot (like in the movie Real Steel)

[Weasel]

Granted but somebody steal it the next day.
I wish my parrot could talk

[SpazzBucket.]

This was a fun game, lets do this again

I wish to have a tame pet shark

[CarlJohnson]

Granted but that shark ate you
I wish for SpazzBucket to come back

[Benny]

Granted but he is the shark now.

I wish to be a moderator again.

[CarlJohnson]

Granted but you are demoted 5 seconds later thereafter.
I wish to visit Australia

[TheSandman]

You get eaten before you take 2 steps off the plane.

I wanna marry taylor swift, and have wild kinky everything sex for weeks on end.

[CarlJohnson]

Granted but your dick falls of on your first sex night
I wish for having a hotknife ig

[Ethan]

granted but its a hot knife and you your arm off.

I wish to have telepathy.

[CarlJohnson]

Granted but other people have telepathy resistors
I wish for new Admin at server

[Benny]

Granted but i get demoted to mod after 10 sec.

I wish to have 20k score by the end of the year.

[Eurobeat]

Granted but you'll be banned at 20001
I wish to visit Europe.