Got a dirty joke for ya :P

[Corvette]

A doc told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it."He spent all day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, the restroom was too open & an alley was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He go

t out & crawled und...erneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants & started to masturbate, he closed his eyes & thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard , "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says,.........................

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"Well, you better check your brakes too because your truck rolled down the hill!!

[$nake]

woohoohahahaa rofl!

[martata14]

xaaaxa good story

[Deputy]

Hahaha really made my day!

[Axi.]

hahaha brill

[Viper]

LOL that made my NIGHT

[badboi787]

Best joke I've ever heard in a long time.

[HeLiOn_PrImE]

good one =))

[Corvette]

Got a new one


Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!"

The second nun said, "I can top that. Yesterday I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found some condoms!"

The other nuns asked, "What did you do with them?"

The second nun said, "I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.

[mrtrlt]

[emokid]

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[TheSandman]

 

[badboi787]

 

[Ethan]