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Started by zimon, December 10, 2011, 21:42

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zimon

December 10, 2011, 21:42
daughter 1-, dad I'm lesbian.
dad- ehh ok

**one month later**


daughter 2 - dad I'm also lesbian
dad - DOES NO ONE IN THIS FAMILY LIKE DICKS ?
the son - I do




Quote from: The_Hobo on August 08, 2012, 17:04
Oh, and nice Justin Beiber haircut.
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God bless America

$hadow

#1
December 10, 2011, 21:48
Haaaaahhahahahaha :D

sOiLwoRk

#2
December 10, 2011, 22:52
 :lol:

Matheus

#3
December 10, 2011, 23:25
:lol: :lol:






$nake

#4
December 10, 2011, 23:44
 :biggrin: :lol: :lol:

Spekter

#5
December 11, 2011, 02:55
Its an old one, but its always funny.  :lol:   :biggrin:



R16RACA

#6
December 11, 2011, 04:32
 :lol:
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Quote[15:00:41] <Rahail> R16 smoky wants you!
[15:00:58] <R16RACA> ahhh!
[15:01:15] <Rahail> the fuck 530kph on FREway
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Quote from: KonaliR16 u where maybe a quiet guy, but you are one of the smartest persons i have seen here and i never saw u gettin in trouble. U are a role model for alot players that cant behave and i will really really miss you.
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New theme is so sexy I want to make love to it
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DeHavilland

#7
December 11, 2011, 09:00
lol I think you stole that joke from me on facebook? xD
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TwiXXXie

#8
December 11, 2011, 09:08
u made my day xD

DJ_Smashon

#9
December 11, 2011, 09:10
ahhahahah  :D
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martata14

#10
December 11, 2011, 09:10
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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zimon

#11
December 11, 2011, 10:23
Quote from: Tuntematon Sotilas on December 11, 2011, 09:00
lol I think you stole that joke from me on facebook? xD
no, I stole that one from some one else on facebook



Quote from: The_Hobo on August 08, 2012, 17:04
Oh, and nice Justin Beiber haircut.
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God bless America
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