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Started by Ethan, November 18, 2011, 01:14

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I once slowed down to about 15 in a 30 when this jerk was riding my ass coming down a big hill. He started holding his horn for at least a 10-second honk. I kept going 15 for another 500 yards or so until finally he turns off into his neighborhood...the moment I'd been waiting for. I flip a hard U-turn and chase him up his street. When he pulls into his driveway and gets out, I see that it's some 16 or 17 year old punk, and I roll the window down and ask him if he'd like to apologize for driving like an imbecile. He then says "I'll give you your apology...." and he then opens his front door, and out comes his howling, barking dog, which he grabs the leash of and brings outside. As I'm still sitting in my car, I again ask him calmly if he'd like to apologize. Dog keeps WOOfing away, kid is standing there all cocky. I ask him one more time if he'd like to apologize and get it over with. He refuses, so I get out of the car and walk up to him and grab him by the face. At this point, dog is now going apeshit, so I kick it in the mouth and it runs off, squealing "Aohhhhhhhhw". Punk kid then begins to shake and quiver, and I shit you not, a stream of piss starts to dribble out through his jeans over his sneakers and onto the pavement towards me. I ask him one more time very calmly, while pressing both palms into either side of his small, oddly-shaped and bony skull, "Now, would you like to apologise for your driving you little misdirected cum-stain?" And he let out a pathetic whine as he stared at me and begged for mercy. It was by far the most satisfying moment within a shitheap of a two year, very angry period of my life.


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Quote from: Rayman on July 21, 2015, 19:33

Yeah, I can get $5000 from that story, so give you $1000 for it?
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Dont care, still winning



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Quote from: FishRSA on July 21, 2015, 20:55
yes

no u.. u just normal fish, i was asking for tunafish



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