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#1
Off Topic / Black
September 26, 2015, 20:03
When everything is black...(my shoes too). :))
Yes, it's my favorite color!
[imgur]/a/wiIvu[/imgur]
#2
Off Topic / Glad my gramma's half blind
September 16, 2015, 20:37
Had to wash her car today...she suspects nothing c:
[imgur]http://imgur.com/a/F9hMb[/imgur]
It actually looked brand new while it was wet haha :like:
#3
¤ sparkels ¤: back
Wizzer: welcome back
¤ sparkels ¤: thx :D
¤ sparkels ¤: btw can u help me with san andreas mulryplayer?
¤ sparkels ¤: multiplayer*
Wizzer: ?
Wizzer: whats wrong with it? :P
¤ sparkels ¤: idk how to install it....
Wizzer: lmao
Wizzer: install it to program files/steamapps/common/san andreas
¤ sparkels ¤: ?
Wizzer: ...
Wizzer: it kinda feels like you're first time on the computer xD
Wizzer: open the samp installer
¤ sparkels ¤: lol
¤ sparkels ¤: but i cant save it on any files i have..
Wizzer: what
¤ sparkels ¤: yeah
¤ sparkels ¤: i cant
Wizzer: why?
Wizzer: mouse click is broken? :c

¤ sparkels ¤: idk.. ask my computer :D
Wizzer: ...
¤ sparkels ¤: no
¤ sparkels ¤: my mouse is fine and so my computer..
Wizzer: then whats the problem..
¤ sparkels ¤: i cant save it on any files i have.......
Wizzer: what do you mean...
¤ sparkels ¤: should it stands GTA san andreas USer files?
¤ sparkels ¤: user*
Wizzer: should what stand...
Wizzer: and no

¤ sparkels ¤: in my file when i have saved it?
Wizzer: wtf
Wizzer: saved what? XD

¤ sparkels ¤: ahhh
¤ sparkels ¤: the file to download the samp
Wizzer: O.o
Wizzer: are you sure you're 13? O.
Wizzer: O.o

¤ sparkels ¤: yes...
Wizzer: because you should know that xD
¤ sparkels ¤: why?
Wizzer: open the installer
Wizzer: and locate the san andreas folder...
Wizzer: and install it there

¤ sparkels ¤: i dont save files i just go play directly..
¤ sparkels ¤: https://www.sa-mp.com/download.php
¤ sparkels ¤: this?
¤ sparkels ¤: and thye i go to SA-MP?
¤ sparkels ¤: then*
Wizzer: just download it..
¤ sparkels ¤: o.3.7?
Wizzer: one of the links
Wizzer: yes

¤ sparkels ¤: ok
¤ sparkels ¤: and then i should save it ti my files?
¤ sparkels ¤: to*
Wizzer: what do you wanna save?
Wizzer: just download the setup
Wizzer: and open it
Wizzer: its not that hard, turst me

¤ sparkels ¤: aha i know now why i cant..
Wizzer: trust*
¤ sparkels ¤: i has to be 56.7MB and i have 8.2GB:::::
¤ sparkels ¤: it*
¤ sparkels ¤: lol
Wizzer: ??
Wizzer: i have no idea what are you doing there lol

¤ sparkels ¤: when i download it...
¤ sparkels ¤: my space inmy computer....
¤ sparkels ¤: in my*
Wizzer: so you're saying the setup is too big for your hard drive? xD
Wizzer: 15mb

¤ sparkels ¤: yep
¤ sparkels ¤: XD
Wizzer: i....i honestly dont know what to say
Wizzer: *facepalm

¤ sparkels ¤: XD
¤ sparkels ¤: *tripple face palm
¤ sparkels ¤: facepalm*
Wizzer: delete some of your porn
Wizzer: and try again

¤ sparkels ¤: Xd i dont have any ...
¤ sparkels ¤: XD*
Wizzer: then delete something else
Wizzer: to get 15mb free space :D

¤ sparkels ¤: ahh whatever i dont need to play it...
¤ sparkels ¤: there r lots of lots of games out there..
Wizzer: well, singleplayer is fun too :P
¤ sparkels ¤: nahh i dont know how to play.. becaz it has different mouse controlls and keyboard controlls.
Wizzer: you can change them at options..
¤ sparkels ¤: i used to play APB reloaded alot and now i remember the buttons for APB but it has different mouse and keybords controlls here
¤ sparkels ¤: so its kinda hard :D
#4
Player reported:

Rule broken: cheats
Date and time: July, 22, 2015, 09:21 (forum time)

Proof:
Possible tp hacker, I chased that guy for a while (for some reason couldn't even keep up with a copter) and suddendly when he got wanted in SF (possibly killed himself?) then 2 sec later he got to LV..
I was unable to make a screenshot and there were no admins online.
[11:21:16] put_tank_in_a_mall (8) is wanted by the police (Doherty, San Fierro)
[11:21:28] put_tank_in_a_mall (8) is in Rockshore East, Las Venturas
#5
Off Topic / Rubber banding
July 08, 2015, 14:52
I've been suffering Rubber banding for 2 months now. I can't play any online games and it started after buying a new PC. Been trying to find a solution but so far I've found nothing. One thing that bothers me: From Google someone said it's caused by Dual Core and Motherboard bad "combo".  I recently lost my job and I really don't wanna buy a better processor :/
My specs:


5600+ Dual Core 3,08 GHz
6GB RAM
Gigabyte GA-MA790GP-DS4H
Nvidia GeForce GTX570
1tb hard drive

I'm really out of ideas and if anyone knows how to fix this then reply plox
#6
Off Topic / Fallout 4
June 04, 2015, 18:32
It's actually happening!! :so_much_win: :so_much_win:
#7
Off Topic / Problem with RAM
May 13, 2015, 22:04
Sup guys

I've almost finished building my own Rig but it has 1 problem with RAM. It has 7GB RAM but the Windows (64bit) is using only 4GB max. I know that problem is common with 32bit windows but never had it with 64bit..



My specs if these could help:
750w PSU
GTX 570 1280mb videocard
7GB RAM
1tb hard drive
AM2 motherboard
dual core x5800+ 2,8GHZ processor.

Any help would be appreciated! :like:
#8
Off Topic / Gaming headsets?
April 07, 2015, 21:17
Hey,

Does anyone knows/owns a gaming headset? I'm looking for headsets but not sure what to buy,
It should have bass vibration and a mic and the price doesn't matter.
I was derping around ebay and found this:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sades-A60-7-1-Sound-USB-PC-Vibration-Gaming-Headphone-Headset-with-Microphone-UK-/380885595483?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item58ae8cf55b
Seems great but I don't really trust chinese stuff xD

If anyone could recommend me something then I would be very thankful :like:
PS: I´m mostly buying it for CS:GO and for listening music only
#9
Off Topic / Got PAYDAY 2 and..
March 12, 2015, 15:47



Is there anything I can do about it? ::)
Tried to cry but that didn't solve the problem
#10
Off Topic / Is this normal?
March 03, 2015, 18:17


Even with ad blocker it pops up everytime I go on this forum..should I run my anti virus or sth? ???
#11
Off Topic / Dear god..
January 16, 2015, 23:30


Anyone else getting random gay Pm's like these? Lol
#12
Off Topic / Robocraft thread
January 08, 2015, 13:10
Since lots of players in this community are playing this game (even TS downloaded it xD) so I made this thread to show off your robots,
Here are mine ;):
[imgur]/a/JSeIZ[/imgur]
http://store.steampowered.com/app/301520/
#13
Screenshots and Videos / Cops dream
January 04, 2015, 18:38
[imgur]http://imgur.com/a/oacyG[/imgur]
[20:12:04] CVTM has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:06] Mixa has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:07] CVTM paid his fines to you. You get $450
[20:12:08] Paulius.[LTU] has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:10] Mixa paid his fines to you. You get $5,600
[20:12:11] FlorinMustang paid his fines to you. You get $150
[20:12:11] Paulius.[LTU] paid his fines to you. You get $1,200
[20:12:12] ErlaS has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:12] ErlaS paid his fines to you. You get $1,500
[20:12:14] Mr.Majmun has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:15] Mr.Majmun paid his fines to you. You get $2,750
[20:12:16] Kralikas has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:17] Kralikas paid his fines to you. You get $3,050
[20:12:18] portocalee has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:20] portocalee paid his fines to you. You get $3,250
[20:12:24] Wolf[RO] has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:25] CoNvOy has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:27] Wolf[RO] paid his fines to you. You get $5,300
[20:12:28] J.Harden has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:29] CoNvOy paid his fines to you. You get $5,250
[20:12:29] KarelMio has been issued a ticket.
[20:12:30] J.Harden paid his fines to you. You get $1,800
[20:12:32] KarelMio paid his fines to you. You get $6,250

:fuckyeah:
#14
Hey, I was thinking if you could disable the reverse sound in /preferences, it's annoying.
I just found a mod that gives you realistic reverse sounds

It's pretty horrible to use it while you can hear the scripted reverse sounds.
#15
Report Players / Buddy (disrespect / threats)
September 16, 2014, 09:59
Player reported:

Rule broken: disrespect / threats
Date and time: 16.09.14 09:53 (forum time)

Proof:
[11:49:43] <Buddy> fuck u wizzer
[11:50:00] <Buddy> ur sister asshole near me i put my dick on his dick
[11:50:04] Buddy left the server (exit)



I have no idea why that kid randomly raged on me :S
#16
Report Players / Steff[RO] (advertising)
September 07, 2014, 08:46
Player reported:

Rule broken: advertising
Date and time: 07.14 08:44 (forum time)

Proof:
#17
Off Topic / Any good gaming mouse?
September 06, 2014, 19:09
Hello,
Could anyone suggest me a great gaming mouse (also a keyboard) that isn't made by china? Ebay is full of them but I have no idea which one is the best.
Please don't say "the rat mouse", I kinda dislike it :D

[hide=my current mouse]
#18
Off Topic / Found a video of Dobby.
August 11, 2014, 10:49

:like: :dislike:
#19
Off Topic / Question about Left4Dead2
August 01, 2014, 13:15
Anyone else having troubles with L4D2 workshop itlems? They worked all the time but not anymore ::) it wont even install/load them. I thought it was just a Steam servers problem but it's been like that for about 3 days now, if you guys have the same problem then I'm happy that it's not my game problem lol
I have 3 pages of workshop itlems:

Only the manually installed mods are working :-\

EDIT: Nvm, installed them all manually :D
#20
Took some random screens from it, and thanks for the convoy :like:
[imgur]/a/VmIhr[/imgur]
#21
Report Players / Entercraft (insulting)
July 23, 2014, 14:01
Player reported:

Rule broken: insulting
Date and time: Just now

Proof:
[imgur]/a/kutyu[/imgur]
Chatlog[15:52:29] ** Entercraft(34): i really 17 years old
[15:52:40] >> Entercraft(34): you dont really sound like a 17 years old but k
[15:52:52] ** Entercraft(34): 21.1.1997 if you want to see add me on facebook mr.dickhead
[15:53:04] >> Entercraft(34): calm the fuck down lol
[15:53:11] ** Entercraft(34): add me
[15:53:17] >> Entercraft(34): to be honest, i dont give a shit how old are you XD
[15:53:36] ** Entercraft(34): so lick your dick everyday and shutup
[15:54:41] PM disabled
[15:55:09] <Entercraft> To Mr.Wizzer love guys but your mother look like creeper and i cant sleep later
[15:55:29] <xzo> just leave him entercraft
#22
Mods / BMW M3 E46 (High quality)
July 10, 2014, 15:49
Found one amazing mod for Banshee, had to share C:-)
Some screens:
[imgur]/a/MeUvw[/imgur]

Download
#23
Events / Drag race
July 08, 2014, 18:00
The Crew Drag Race
When? 15. July
Where? Foster Valley, San Fierro
What happens? There will be a drag race, 2 players per drag
What vehicles are forbidden? Infernus, Hotring and all the motorbikes
Who is invited? Everyone who would like to join
PS: This event is not about money, it's about fun! The drag race will go by 2 player per a drag race, the one who loses must pay 1000$ for the winner.

Addonal info:
Nos is allowed and racers can do a drag race multiple times, but loser must pay 1000$ for the winner.
It will be at this location:

Start:

Finish


#24
Screenshots and Videos / Good job, guys :D
July 01, 2014, 21:55
#25
Mods / Dynamic Shadows
June 24, 2014, 11:35
Found a cool mod that fixes the horrible shadows, if anyone wants then I can later find a link if it :)
Some screens:
[imgur]/a/algMw[/imgur]
You can only see your own shadows if you are using a Samp Fixer

Link

#26
Read the title ;) Download it before it's too late, just found out lol :like:
#27
Mods / A great mod for Maverick
March 17, 2014, 17:19
Found a great mod for Maverick, just had to share :like:

Some screens:
[imgur]a/RSrQ1[/imgur]

Flashing lights:
[imgur]/a/gPUKW[/imgur]

Download
#28
GTA & SA-MP / Need help with xenon lights
February 28, 2014, 19:26
Im trying to get a xenon lights but every light I install is "glitchy"
Here's some screens of it:
[imgur]http://a/DNHmy[/imgur]
It looks a small bug but its kinda annoying while driving, like blue speckle is chasing you :))
Im trying to find a non-buggy xenon lights for this:

If anyone have a good "lightly" blue headlights, then please share :like:
#29
Off Topic / Small paintjob I made
February 21, 2014, 19:14
Hope you guys like it :D
PS: its not finished yet
[imgur]/a/Evg6z[/imgur]


Anyone else playing NFS World? If so then we could showoff our cars/paintjobs etc..
Btw: Its Free 2 Play now, so download it :like:
My name there is HANLUE2, playing on Chicane - US server
#30
Off Topic / Estonian beer :)
February 21, 2014, 14:59