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* mick88 has opened a backup server at 198.24.160.66:9500

This game is, well, hilarious. It was made in under 48 hours.
Developer's question and answer: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/17mpw3/we_are_the_team_behind_surgeon_simulator_2013_ama/
Video:

You can play the game for free here:
http://globalgamejam.org/2013/surgeon-simulator-2013 (Scroll down)

It's a color matching game that's not easy but it's fun: http://color.method.ac/

My score:

Here are the US border patrol mods that I am using:
[imgur]zuTxy[/imgur]

Links:
Original author's post (contains more pictures): http://gtapolicemods.com/showthread.php?12232-United-States-Department-of-Homeland-Security-Mod-Pack

Download: http://www.4shared.com/rar/qeeWkMPX/Homeland_Security.html?

With the new vip object resizing ability, I now have a pet turtle

[imgur]KVTIp[/imgur]

I was asked to post pictures of my Corvette a while ago and I just kept forgetting so here it is:

*Note: The license plate was changed since this picture has been taken*

[imgur]iSaw7[/imgur]

My dad is tired of listening to me complain about my shitty laptop so he's buying me a new one for Christmas but giving it to me early.

Old laptop:
Acer Aspire 3100
[hide=Specs]Processor / Speed   Mobile AMD Sempron™ 3200+ with 512 KB L2 cache 1.79Ghz Single core
Core Logic Chipset   ATI Radeon® Xpress 1100
RAM    1.25 GB
Video Subsystem   ATI Radeon® Xpress 1100 integrated 3D graphics, with up to 128 MB of shared system memory
HDD      80GB
1.2 hour battery life
Windows XP[/hide]
Runs GTA:SA at ~10-20 FPS and Minecraft at ~5 FPS

New Laptop
ASUS X54C-BBK17
[hide=Specs]CPU Type     Intel Pentium B960 2.2GHz Dual Core
4GB DDR3 RAM
320GB HDD
Intel HD Graphics
3-4 hours battery life
Windows 7 Home Premium 64Bit[/hide]

I'm excited to actually use some decent mods at more than 10FPS

My three "for fun" vehicles:

Chevrolet Camaro (Buffalo):
[hide=images][imgur]JhpBN[/imgur][/hide]

1969 Dodge Charger RT With General Lee Decal (Sabre):
[hide=images][imgur]zsbx9[/imgur][/hide]

Ford F350 (Sandking):
[hide=images][imgur]Rm67D[/imgur][/hide]

[New video:]

I made an island in North Las Venturas. The bridge starts at K.A.C.C. Military fuels and goes north. It is not complete. The first island is the poor area and the second one is the "luxury" island. I've been working on the second island for the last three days.

If you have any suggestions please post them. There are a few bugs here and there.

Enjoy:[hide=Old version]

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The new video was recorded in SA:MP not MTA.
New video:

Overview:
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Newer:
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Progress:

[imgur]0v3Qe[/imgur]

Here you go:

Credit to DeHavilland since Youtube clearly hates me

Did a front flip in my Trashmaster. The landing was a bit bumpy but meh. I did a perfect landing before this but the video is bad  Cruise control ftw 

The adventures of a hobo and his mobile home box.

Found the music on youtube

I got my new toy today



2004 SeaDoo 110HP It's fun

To anyone wondering how a hobo could afford such a thing, It's a cardboard extension to my box

Since others are doing this, I figured I would too. Same rules apply from Joshy's: I won't answer questions regarding private stuff, like personal information or behind-the-scenes of being a moderator. And nothing disrespectful either.

Ask me stuff

I searched "The_Hobo" on youtube and found this. I was amused.

 


http://www.convoytrucking.net/index.php?show=laps&vehicle=476

Can anyone beat that?

This is the Trashmaster mod I use. It is perfect for a hobo who can't afford much.

[imgur]http://imgur.com/a/XLx1M[/imgur]


Download link: Here
It's in perfect condition in the pictures
Hope you like it

My house, http://convoytrucking.net/houses.php?houseid=386 is haunted. Every previous owner has been banned.

Owners:

• Ethan False banned for airbreak as Earthquake
• TannerBrenn was banned for speedhacks
• TurboStar was banned for vehicle health hack
• SupraIisma was banned for weapon hack (Flowers)
• The_Hobo was false banned twice by Smokey

This is a scary house. It's very unlikely, but if I move, I recommend not buying this house. It is haunted! I still love it though so I don't plan on moving

I found a shopping cart mod for a faggio. It's perfect for hobos to collect cans with

[imgur]http://imgur.com/a/b22Hh[/imgur]

Link: http://www.gtainside.com/download.php?do=comments&cat=128&start=364&id=7403

Just look at the huge difference. GTA 5 is going to be badass.

Hello everyone,
I was just wondering if this mod would be allowed here because it has an interior.
Here is the mod:
http://www.gtainside.com/en/download.php?do=comments&cat=168&start=7&id=36896&orderBy=
Here is a video of it:

Thanks for your help

Today I unlocked the imaginary Beer Achievement


I'm a drunk hobo. What did you expect?
By the way only 99 bottles save when you log off. That means I need more money in order to afford more beer. Spare some change? 

I was on Facebook (no you can't add me as a friend) and I stumbled across this:

I edited the names out but really? What is wrong with people these days. The girl is twelve, almost thirteen, and this is how she thinks. She's "dating" a sixteen year old and is getting hickeys from him.


Anyway, thought I'd share it. Feel free to comment in a nice manner

The Hobos will be hosting a carshow at the abandoned airstrip in Verdant Meadows. It will take place on the end with the hanger.
[hide=Picture of the Location][/hide]



Prizes:
$100,000 for first place
$50,000 for second place
The prize money was donated by Akos[HUN] and me.

Rules:

• Two (2) cars max per player
• No whining
• All server rules apply
• Listen to the server and event staff

If you don't follow these rules, you will be disqualified.

Anyone can enter. Hope to see you there.
Good luck

Ethan and I have completed a pilot episode of CVT's new show, Pimp My Ride. The pilot episode features Ethan's Blade being pimped.

If you have a beat up clunker that is sitting in your driveway taking up space we can help. Contact me by pm and tell me when we can arrange a meeting. I'll then take a look at your car. If you get selected, you get to star in the next week's episode and you will drive away in a freshly pimped car. All components that are added to the car will be paid for by me. Good luck

Rubber led us on a mission to jail. We all got fines and then piled in a coach. When we were wanted Rubber drove us around Las Venturas until we hit a pole
In the coach was Rubber, MostWanted, pyschonutz and me, The_Hobo

Seraphim and I went camping one day and then I took more people camping later that day. Here are some pics from my trips:

Seraphim jumping from the bridge:


My trip later on:














Our cluster in the middle of no where:

[Start here:]

The Hobos will be hosting a Drag race in Foster Valley, San Fierro.

Where:
Foster Valley, San Fierro.

The red box is the drag strip.

When:


Start and Finish lines:
Start here:


At this line:


Wait for green and then floor it.

Go down the track:


And end at this line:


First one across the finish line wins that round and must wait for the other winners.
This will continue until there are two contestants left and they will both race for the championship. The winner of that race will have to race me,The_Hobo. I will be using my trashmaster and if you beat me you win $100,000.

Rules:

• No bikes are allowed.
• Nitro is allowed and highly recommended
• Only cars and Trucks
• No ramming or sitting in the middle of the track
• No blocking the finish line
• If you lose, you're out. You need to leave or spectate out of the way
• You must wait for the light to turn green before you go. The walk signal will start blinking right before the light turns green.

Prizes:
$100,000 ($100k) To the player who beats The_Hobo in the final race. I'll be racing in a Trashmaster.

The Hobos and Dumping LTD will be hosting a carshow at Hunter Quarry.

When:


Where:
Hunter Quarry in West Las Venturas

Rules:

• Only 1 car per person
• No ramming
• No whining if your vehicle doesn't win
• Obey all server and event rules
• Have fun

Prizes:
1st place will receive $120,000
2nd place will receive $60,000
3rd place will receive $20,000