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#31
Off Topic / Outlast
February 02, 2014, 06:06
Has anyone played Outlast? I've only played 77 minutes of it so far but it's pretty good. It's $19.99 on Steam right now, it was on sale during the winter sale.
Trailer:


Some reactions to the game:


It's best to play it in a dark room with headphones on. It's pretty dank and everyone should play it.  :like:
#32
If you are no longer accepting club sub-forum requests, you should remove the form from here: http://www.forum.convoytrucking.net/index.php?action=form :like:
#33
Off Topic / My lack of a life
January 15, 2014, 19:25
Hobo is the first member to reach 100 days online on the forum. Gz to me.
Total time logged in: 100 days, 4 minutes.
         wow               such time
        many hours                     much days
                   so life


You can give me my prize now if you'd like. :like:
#34
Grand Theft Auto V / Snow and Christmas sales
December 24, 2013, 17:32
Snow will start falling on Christmas day in Los Santos.



There are also many sales going on in stores for guns and ammo + new items in the clothing shops and at Vespucci Movie Masks. The items are available until January 5th, 2014.
There are also new filters for the Snapmatic so you can be a hipster with it.


http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52011/grand-theft-auto-online-holiday-gifts.html
#35
Screenshots and Videos / Happy New Year 2012!
December 24, 2013, 00:18
Found this on the server the other day with Supreme....



#36
Off Topic / The Status of the Shoutbox
December 23, 2013, 22:59
In case you were wondering where the shoutbox is, it was kidnapped. The incident happened 4 days ago. Unfortunately, since 4 days have passed it is unlikely that the shoutbox has survived at the hands of its captors. The chances of surviving a kidnapping greatly decrease after the first 24 hours.

The internet police are currently investigating the situation and have 3 main suspects code named "The Men in Red". The internet police say they are doing everything they can to find the shoutbox. If you have an information regarding the whereabouts of the shoutbox, you can contact the internet police.

#SaveTheShoutbox :like:



Seriously though, I'm really bored and kinda hungry. Merry almost Christmas. :like: :dislike:
#37
Forum games / first post wins
December 18, 2013, 07:55
Wow many awards such winner Taylor wow music 22 such trouble.


:like:
#38
http://www.gog.com/promo/fallout_series_giveaway_winter_promo_2013

Just make a free account and 'buy' the games for $0.00  :like: :like:
#39



        wow       many crash
    such truck             so volvo
                      scania
  such money                350Glazeit
                 much speed         
         windows           such movie maker
#40
Off Topic / ❤ Taylor Swift topic ❤
December 01, 2013, 01:17
This is the Taylor Swift fan club / topic. Post all your favorite T-Swift pictures, gifs, and videos here.







#41
Screenshots and Videos / i no car am luv it
November 30, 2013, 05:49
I crash my car into the bridge. I no care am luv it  :like: :like:



Windows movie maker is so dank  :like:
#42
Grand Theft Auto V / Terrorista310 (Divebombing)
November 26, 2013, 03:15
Player reported: Terrorista310

Rule broken: Divebombing
Date and time: 25/11/2013 22:10 GMT - 5

Proof:

#43
GTA & SA-MP / GTA:SA Lag
November 25, 2013, 22:42
GTA:SA lags like hell on my gaming PC. I get 10-60 FPS with constant drops. That's at a resolution of 1280X1024. The same PC can run BattleField 3 at 45-60 FPS on ultra @ 1080P (which looks beautiful).

GTA:SA runs fine on my laptop. I get ~45 FPS on high. No lag at all.

Gaming PC Specs:
3.5 GHz 6 core AMD FX-6300 CPU
Nvidia GTX 650 1GB
8GB DDR3 RAM

Laptop Specs:
Intel Celeron 2.20GHz dual core
Intel 3000 integrated HD Graphics
8GB DDR3 RAM


My question is, why the hell does my laptop run GTA:SA better than my gaming PC?  :like:
#44
Mods / [PACK]Doge Challenger
November 25, 2013, 20:39
Here is another work from me, this time I've completely re-worked a car, again, and now, I show you one never did for GTA SA: A Doge Challenger for Sabre! I've remodeled all the chassis of that, and here is the result, re-adjusted chassis, colision, and etc.

Includes on pack:
Doge Challenger

Credits:
Original Model by Carbp
JesusVenezuela
Sajmon
Shake
Hobo(me)


Here is the original to prove my work:


Here is what I did:






Handling: 10/10
Damage: No damage parts
Design: 10/10 - Realistic reflection
Interior: 10/10 - Very detailed
Lag: 0/10 (No at my computer)
Bouncing: 0/10 (in the same position of original car)
OpCodes: None
Replaces: Sabre.
Features: Motherfucking stripes!

Download: NOPE. NOT APPRECIATED.

Before coming here and criticize anyone (except for credits, I may have forget some,PM me if you think you should be in credits too) try to at least do better, and yes, you can criticize me!

Thanks for downloading.  :like:
#45
Off Topic / Best bass drops ever
November 14, 2013, 03:56
Drop the bass!
https://soundcloud.com/bestdropsever

Fucking amazing music  :like:
#46


A very yummy donut. :like:
#47
Off Topic / Nexus 5 unboxing
November 04, 2013, 16:48
[imgur]CnBno[/imgur]

This is the 16GB white version.

This phone is beautiful  :D :D :like:
#48
Off Topic / Caterpillars
November 01, 2013, 05:34
Do caterpillars know that they are going to become butterflies? Or do they just get in a cocoon thinking, "what the fuck am I doing?"

pls respond ty
#49
Off Topic / Twenty Two
October 26, 2013, 22:51
AgFeZr5ptV8 = 22


Lyrics:
[pastebin]cEhx6BFR[/pastebin]

Best song evar.  :like: :like: :like:
#50
Off Topic / Random Facts
October 21, 2013, 18:36
From when it was discovered to when it was declassified as a planet, Pluto did not make a full orbit around the sun.

Hummingbird's metabolisms are so fast that they have to go into a hibernation like state called torpor just to sleep through the night. Otherwise they would starve to death in their sleep.

Carrots were originally purple.

You don't smell rain, the additional moisture in the air actually just heightens your sense of smell.

If you put a piece of pineapple somewhere in your mouth it will start eating you. It has proteins that degrade meat.

One million seconds is a little over 11 days. One billion seconds is over 31 years.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

Broccoli, Cauliflower, and a few other vegetables are man made and do not exist in the wild, they are derived from Brassica oleracea.

Shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality in the bible..

There are more lakes in Canada than the rest of the world combined.

Hippo milk is pink.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

Most deer can jump higher than the average house. This is due to the deer's piano powerful hind legs, and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

Certain whales torpedo themselves into the bellies of sharks, causing the sharks to explode.

If you take out your intestines and lay them straight out, you will die.

Coconuts are Isotonic and Sterile. Therefore, if you wanted to, you could inject it directly into your blood stream instead of an IV bag.

A Blue Whale's Penis is 8 feet long.

100% of people who drink water will eventually die.

The 1337% of PI is 42.

Disclaimer: Do not try any of this at home. Especially the Blue Whale's penis.
#51
Off Topic / Zombies
October 21, 2013, 18:26
A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an animated corpse raised by magical means, such as witchcraft.[1] The term is often figuratively applied to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli. Since the late 19th century, zombies have acquired notable popularity, especially in North American and European folklore.

In modern times, the term "zombie" has been applied to an undead being in horror fiction, often drawing from the depiction of zombies in George A. Romero's 1968 film Night of the Living Dead.[2][3] They have appeared as plot devices in various books, films, television shows, video games and comics.

The figure of the zombie has appeared several times in fantasy themed fiction and entertainment, as early as the 1929 novel The Magic Island by William Seabrook. Time claimed that the book "introduced 'zombi' into U.S. speech".[17] In 1932, Victor Halperin directed White Zombie, a horror film starring Bela Lugosi. This film, capitalizing on the same voodoo zombie themes as Seabrook's book of three years prior, is often regarded as the first legitimate zombie film, and introduced the word "zombie" to the wider world.[18] Other zombie-themed films include Val Lewton's I Walked With a Zombie (1943) and Wes Craven's The Serpent and the Rainbow, (1988) a heavily fictionalized account of Wade Davis' book.

The DC comics character Solomon Grundy, a villain who first appeared in a 1944 Green Lantern story, is one of the earliest depictions of a zombie in the comics medium. In 2011, Image Comics released a four issue miniseries entitled Drums, by writer El Torres and artist Abe Hernando. The story consists of Afro-Caribbean zombies that have been created using voodoo.

The zombie also appears as a metaphor in protest songs, symbolizing mindless adherence to authority, particularly in law enforcement and the armed forces. Well-known examples include Fela Kuti's 1976 album Zombie, and The Cranberries' 1994 single "Zombie".

A new version of the zombie, distinct from that described in Haitian religion, has also emerged in popular culture in recent decades. This "zombie" is taken largely from George A. Romero's seminal film The Night of the Living Dead,[19] which was in turn partly inspired by Richard Matheson's 1954 novel I Am Legend.[2][20] The word zombie is not used in Night of the Living Dead, but was applied later by fans.[21] The monsters in the film and its sequels, such as Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead, as well as its many inspired works, such as Return of the Living Dead and Zombi 2, are usually hungry for human flesh although Return of the Living Dead introduced the popular concept of zombies eating brains.

Sometimes they are victims of a fictional pandemic illness causing the dead to reanimate or the living to behave this way, but often no cause is given in the story. Although this modern monster bears some superficial resemblance to the Haitian zombie tradition, its links to such folklore are unclear,[20] and many consider George A. Romero to be the progenitor of this creature.[22] Zombie fiction is now a sizeable sub-genre of horror, usually describing a breakdown of civilization occurring when most of the population become flesh-eating zombies — a zombie apocalypse.




They are so cool and stuff. Very badass.  :like:
#52
Off Topic / list of my favorite songs
October 14, 2013, 20:35




















I'm serious.  :like:
#53
Grand Theft Auto V / GTA V Interactive Map
September 18, 2013, 05:14
Joshy sent me the link.

Here you go: http://gta-5-map.com/
:like: :like:

gz
#54
I have a dual boot of Windows 7 and Ubuntu 12.10 on my laptop. My university uses WPA2-Enterprise as security for the Wi-Fi. That's fine and dandy but I can't get Ubuntu to connect to it. Windows 7 connects fine, my Android phone + tablets connect fine. It's just Ubuntu that can't connect.
I can connect it to a wired network in my dorm but obviously that doesn't help much if I wanted to go to the lab with my laptop.

Does anyone know a fix to this? I've looked around on Google a bit but couldn't find anything helpful.

Thanks  :like:
#55
Off Topic / I need a new PC
August 12, 2013, 00:06
Alright, I need a new desktop PC. My current laptop specs are:
2.20Ghz dual core Intel Pentium B960 with Intel HD 3000 graphics
8 GB DDR3 RAM (upgraded from 4GB)
320GB HDD
Windows 7 64 bit

It's good for a school laptop and can play a few games but there are so many that it can't run.


I want to build a PC for a relatively cheap price, hopefully under $400. I'd love for it to be able to run most games at decent FPS. Games like GTA IV (I can almost run this now), Arma II, Borderlands, Fallout 3, Saints Row 3, Just Cause 2. Things like that.

I've been looking at AMD for a processor since it's cheap and seems decent.
I'd like a graphics card with at least 1GB of vRam.
RAM is cheap so I'd get 8 or more GB of that.
A 500GB HDD would be plenty for me. I have a few external drives too.
A PSU since mine is old and only 300W
Then I just need a motherboard to put everything together.

I have a case and a DVD drive. I'll also need to buy Windows 7 because I hate Windows 8  :-\

What do you guys suggest for parts? I'd prefer to use http://www.newegg.com/ to buy everything.
#56
Events / Easter egg hunt
July 24, 2013, 03:35
Before I resigned as admin I added a label into the server somewhere. It's hidden somewhere on the map. I'll give you a hint, it's on land.

To win:

  • Find the label
  • Take a picture of it and PM IT TO ME!!! (If you post it here, you lose)

Winners:
First to find it gets $100k
Second gets $50k
Third gets $25k


Do NOT tell others where it is unless all prizes have been claimed!

Happy hunting.
#57
Off Topic / Hobo's food
July 01, 2013, 19:03
I started this topic because I wanted to share with you guys what I eat. Think of this as my instagram. I'll take pictures of my food and post them here. I know you all care so much so that is why I'm doing this.


July 1st 2013:
Ham and cheese wrap with ranch dressing. Obviously I wrapped it up again before eating it... I had a coke with it as well.
[hide=lunch]
[/hide]
Dinner: Homemade Mac and Cheese with a meatball and marinara sauce Hotpocket
[hide=dinner][/hide]
July 2nd 2013:
Chocolate chip waffles:
[hide=breakfast][/hide]
Four McDoubles from McDonalds:
[hide=lunch][/hide]
#58
Off Topic / My new guitar
April 21, 2013, 01:54
This is one of my birthday presents that I got today from my Aunt and my parents:


It's a 1976 Gretsch Broadkaster Hollow body. To those of you that know something about guitars, be jelly :D
#59
Omg it works!
You can search for a scent and smell it through your monitor!
Technology is too advanced D:
Go go go!
https://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/nose/

#60
GTA & SA-MP / SA:MP NPC rage
March 02, 2013, 00:28
My trashmaster NPC raged through some roadblocks.