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#1
Off Topic / instagram
July 08, 2013, 22:13
if some of you guys got instagram on his expensive smartphone then feel free to follow me, i will be happy to follow back you guys from convoy trucking :)

my name is felix1199r


#2
GTA & SA-MP / samp help
March 16, 2013, 19:12
I finally fixed all my stupid pc problems after months, installed again gta and now....... what the fuck is this shit? why the fuck the server don't work for me? I'm bored.

#3
GTA & SA-MP / gta crack
January 06, 2013, 16:05
As many of you maybe saw I'm not online since long time... I had lots of problems plus recently I lost my GTA disk. I tried to download a GTA crack but when I open it it show me this:



"Unable to start program because vorbisfile.dll is not present in the computer. For solve the problem, try to reinstall the program."


I dont know what to do please help me to get back to play...
#4
share here how you will wait the New Year! I'll start




I'll go with many friends out of city in a house in the middle of the woods, we will spend there 2 days smoking weed, drinking alcohol, doing barbecue and playing football, oh and obviously doing fireworks!  :matias: :megusta:





#5
Off Topic / my first call of duty montage
December 09, 2012, 19:34
Hey guys I just want to share here my first call of duty video I ever made, it's still at black ops but soon I will made a new video with black ops 2 ;))) hope you like!
#6
Off Topic / The Walking Dead 3rd Season
October 16, 2012, 16:43
Ehy guys, I'm an hard fun of this Tv series, after 6 six months from the end of the 2nd season yesterday night the first episode of the 3rd season was released here in Europe and I watched it... what can I say, wonderful awesome epic! Is there someone else who watch it?

This is the trailer of the episode


For the ones who don't know and never watched it I suggest to watch at it you won't be disappointed! ;)
#7
General Talk / A new cop spirit
August 30, 2012, 11:57
After the disease that affected this server I decided to start a new way of be cop. Since with the thief side we fall in a deep shit hole and nothing can't be done for improve the system, I will act with another attitude when I'm cop.

My gameplay style is the fairness and honesty. People is free to decide if do heist mission in a fair way, with their own powers and team work, or by low farming like girls. Chasing and blocking an armored van is the hardest part of heist missions, most of the times if you rob it you have to drive it in a poor stat. It's not nice to drive a shitty wrecked armored van with cops at your ass when you need only 1 ramm and you get broken.

From now, when I will be cop in server I WON'T CHASE AND ARREST fair players who as thief highjack securicars by their own skills and hard work.
In the other hand, I will be a dick in the ass and the worst nightmare for all the people who I will catch to farm, I will camp, follow and jail them till I die. These players have the advantage to drive a full health vehicle and they farm in areas which have 2-3 close unloads.


If this behaviour is considered a sort of FARMING or simply go against rules, admins are free to ban me for 1000 days. If mick imposed us to play dirty, I prefer to be banned instead of be a slave of this shit.

Thank you.
#8
GTA & SA-MP / my SAMP don't work
August 15, 2012, 13:53
Happened that few days ago I tried to install some mods, I managed to install and delete some simply mods for cop car, connecting in server for see it, after another changes I reconnected to server and it didn't worked. I tried to uninstall and reinstall SAMP but nothing, then I tried to uninstall and reinstall the whole GTA but still don't work...this is what it show me when I try to connect to server when it's not full, it crashes and no commands work... it's strange because single player work fine, it's just SAMP that gives me problems...



I have no idea of what happened, please help me
#9
Yesterday I wanted to record my first burglary mission, and I thought wtf, too easy missions, there's no difficult in doing this, there is no pleasure in driving from an house to the nearest thief unload.

#10
GTA & SA-MP / SAMI
August 04, 2012, 14:45
I just downloaded San Andreas Mod Installer, I would have some car mods, but when I run it ask this...wtf is it? Please help.



#11
Locked & Closed Suggestions / Thieves CB
August 01, 2012, 20:28
I would suggest a private CB channel only for thieves, like there is for cops. With this CB all thieves will know and will plan how and who attack for highjack van drivers.

Thanks.
#12
General Talk / Thief's hard life
July 25, 2012, 15:19
Here I show you all the hard job of a thief while stealing armored vans. Thi is not a complain post, it's like a tutorial of the worst and hardest parts of stealing armored vans and its unfair sides.

NOTE: All people which regard armored vans mission too "difficult and unfair" and wants more advantages for this kind of mission are invited to watch these videos. Thank you.


First video show how armored van drivers can behave against a thief that succesfully manage to stop him for hijack, the player prefer to quit the server, in this chase the action taken is /q



Second video show how when a van chatches fire, the player prefer kill himself instead of calling assistance and giving the thief the possibility to hijack his van, in this chase the action taken is /kill



Third video show the heath of the van. With ramming the van for stop it, it get poor or wreck, till finally the player can't drive anymore, so you get out of the car and hijack it, but you will have to drive with the same health you hijacked it, good, poor, or wrecked, so you have to get out and /fix, hoping that no cops come, or if you decide to drive in poor state, only a little ramm from cops can wreck the van, stopping the engine and losing your mission. In the end, you do lots of work for nothing.
(go directly at 2:20 if you don't want to see the whole chase)



Fourth and final video show how cops are useful only to wait till you do your job. Happen that lots of times cops who see a thief ramming armored vans decide too help van drivers with ramming thieves (this rule is still don't known by a lot of new cops), or for who know this, they watch the chase from the distance, waiting till the thief do his job. The cop have nothing else to do then arrest the thief when he get in the van. So you stopped and hijacked a van for nothing.




Stop. This is the actual life for a thief to steal an armored van.

Final message for all players:
I managed to hijack succesfully only 36 vans till now, i don't know if there are some players with more. But the sure fact is that some people already finished this achievement, and the large part of you have already 200-300-400 missions with vans, so...don't you think it's already easy enough do this kind of mission? Is so needed bitching about thieves and wanting more advantages? How many times can happen to lose a mission in cause of a thief in front of complete it? The ratio says it all.

Stealing armored vans is an achievement like all others, I doubt all of you will never try to achieve it, so if one day you will robbing like me now, why you want more advantages for van drivers when you will have already finished that achivement?



Thank you.           
Regards, Jedi.


PS. sorry for bad video quality, i don't know how to improve it  :(


#13
Off Topic / help with fraps
July 23, 2012, 19:59
I would if someone can say me something about fraps settings.

First, I would know if the number 100 in the corner is good as setting or should be less or more. If is not good please say me how to change.


Second, when i record videos the game start to get slow, it decelerate all my game, plus it record only few seconds, why? I would record all the time i want.

Third, this is the control panel of Fraps, please someone say me what settings should I put for a good record, and explain please what is the loop buffer lenght and benchmark settings.



Thank you


#14
$nake is not the first in scoretable no more!
this is something i never tought was possible...we have another best nerd of the year! gz rahail!


#15
Off Topic / Dick
July 16, 2012, 16:55
Yesterday while doing nothing my attention fallen on the word "dick".
For what I know, dick means penis, pubes, cock, male genitals... :megusta:

On the other hand I know it is an american name of person, I heard about people called "Dick" also I watched a film with Jim Carrey called "Fun with Dick and Jane", very funny :)

So, if it's another name for penis, why some people are called so? People who are called "Dick" should feel bad about their name. I don't understand this. It will nice if some american or english can explain me how exactly this word is used :)
#16
Off Topic / Spain...
July 02, 2012, 02:20
...kiss my ital... oh... oh ok... shit... nobody will kiss my dirty ass nomore :sadtroll:

Yes, we lost. Fucking lost.

Congratulation to Spain, in the end, they are the bests...we sucked, plus adding a lot of bad luck brought them to the victory. We were all so excited here, we believed a lot on the victory, but on the other hand we are also happy and proud for being arrived seconds.

Next winner of EURO 2016 will be Romania :trolldad:

#17
Off Topic / Germany...
June 29, 2012, 01:53
...kiss my italian dirty ass too :itroll: :itroll:








Lahm & Ozil :fuckthat:
:gtfo:
#18
Off Topic / England...
June 25, 2012, 01:56
...kiss my italian dirty ass :megusta: :megusta: :megusta:


Gerrard & Rooney :fuckthat:

:gtfo:
#19
Only a simple suggestion, i was wondering if it's possible made the list when you want to restore a random vehicle in an alphabetic order, because sometimes there is the need to restore only 1 car and not all with /restoreall, so it's nice to see the list in order so you can find the vehicle easier and faster.


not logic order
#20


2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-2... :pokerface: :ukiddn:

Limit the number of artic convoys at 3 and delete the possibility to make a private artic convoy.
/startconvoy command will work only if there are 0-1-2 currently artic convoys. If there are already 3 artic convoys, people have to join one of them or just work alone.

This suggestion is thought for artic mission only (since it's the mainly mission) and for entertain more people possible to the same aim (as old times).

I'm sure this post will end in the basket.
#21
Off Topic / Katy Perry new song.
March 25, 2012, 18:14

Just wanted to share the new Katy's song, i'm a hard fan of her she is beautiful<3 :so_much_win:
#22
Readd the announcement in main chat when someone buy a vehicle, it was nice to see who buy what. It is also a satisfaction for a player who buy a expensive car seeing that all players gz him, and it's anyway nice to gz someone wich you think he did a good purchase.

gz spamm is stupid reason for delete the announcement, nobody have ever complained or annoyed about that, and it still exist when someone buy a house. If this is a community then everybody have the rights to share a simple but important action like as buying a car!
#23
General Talk / vice city hideout
February 16, 2012, 21:10
Ethan had his fun in making Vice city island so that new truck, coach, cement...and THIEF destination are added. It's already hard to be lucky to find the wet county bridge closed for going to wet county unload point and still hard being able to arrive safe at los santon island for unload a fucking slow car for complete the thief mission. Now just because new island are added seems that there must be a thief unload there too? please remove it, we already have to go till LSI, no need to have another unload point farer.

now all we'll say -1, you all dont see how this server is everyday moving more and more to these mapped islands. At the beginning was nice to have a island where to go, but now there is another whole mapped country. When i do truck mission i see everybody do mission to these mapped islands and nomore into the original san andreas, same when i did cement, coach etc...

btw i know i cant impose my mind on you all, but at least, mick88 who scripted this, should think about the different kinds of mission, in this case the thief job.
as i explained, it's too far, you have to steal a slow, medium or fast car there, with or without cops following you, and if you unlucky, shitinfernus cops. It's is also very bad made, too much hard to deliver the car into that garage with that gate, as in angle pine, think if you have cops following you, was so needed mapp it so bad or script the unload in that narrow place? Leave Vice city island for people who like do long mission till there, and keep out the thief job from that place, it's very annoying when you have to steal a sadler to angel pine to vice city. Please remove it

PS. Haters GTFO, im doing this complaint for all, not for myself.
#24
General Talk / Master Troll of CT
February 07, 2012, 18:05
Yes, we have in server these 2 guys wich their aim is PURE TROLLING. They both got warned and banned several times for insulting, disrespecting, ramming etc...they also like to start flaming discussions for provoking and troll random players (in chase of Strato, romanians, in chase of Rafe, $nake XD). I really can't say who troll more, omg they are super funny, they are the masters of this job. I love both! :gtroll:

Vote guys and choose your favorite troll! :itroll:

The winner will receive the great decoration of SUPREME/MASTER TROLL OF CT. :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface:
#25
Good vision 8)
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#27
Ehy there is something strange here...in the vehicles catalogue, when you want to see the owners of a random vehicle it's a mess!!! There isn't any logic order of the names. :suspicious:

Example: Patriot, 13 owners.


My suggestion is order the names according with the kilometers done, as i write in red. In this way will be easy watch who own the biggest odo of a vehicle 8)
#28
I saw many guys changed their forum name with the uncoming of Christmas :gtroll:


except this dude...

     :gtfo:

these are all i found!



are you still with your normal name? WTF??? change it NAO!!!!!!!!! :megusta:
#29
Off Topic / man vs donkey! when nature calls
November 24, 2011, 21:09
 :trollface:

#30
Off Topic / hilarious videos
November 10, 2011, 22:33
Enjoy :lol: