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Please note:
SA-MP requires GTA:SA (DVD game for PC) v1.00 US/EU.
Version 2.0 of the DVD version can be downgraded to 1.0 using a third-party patch.
The Steam and Direct2Drive versions of GTA:SA are not currently supported and cannot be downgraded.

Tried what Joshy said?

Try a different cracked gta_sa.exe, delete gta_sa.set in GTA San Andreas User Files folder in your documents.

Yes, I tried everything. Nothing works. My only current options are to either re-install Windows, or buy it on Steam.

Dont buy it on steam, buy it on amazon its cheaper and get the disc then atleast you can roll it back to v1.0 which works with samp

What the hell is on that guys top lip xD I want one!

looks like a slug having a nap.

It started  off as being all matte black but i got bored with it so went with this, can hardly see it but there is a hint of pearlescent purple in the black

guinness its technically irish

as well as the cats in the cat thread we also have a hamster named haggis so called because we got him on burns night

Harley


Diesel


Patch


Patch and Diesel are brother and sister and Harley is their uncle as we got them from my mum who has Harleys sister, We also had Harleys brother but sadly he was hit by a car a few months ago.

just before the over ramp you can go right onto the gravel  beside the road

can you boot the ps3 into safe mode at all ?

[boxburg]

from here http://gta.wikia.com/Boxville

"GTA San Andreas features a specialized variant of the Boxville, referred officially as a Boxville, named internally in game files as a "boxburg" (a possible short form of "Boxville Burglary"), and unofficially dubbed the "Boxville Black" or "Black Boxville". Its difference from a standard Boxville include its unique dark gray body color and a quieter engine (using the same engine audio same as a Pony)"

also if you look in the official strategy guide (yes i actually bought one) there is no boxburg just boxville and boxville(black)

i need to find an app that works with my current phone (HTC Desire C ) i used to take them with my old tocco lite

Great yarmouth seafront



A11 Mundford road roundabout




Snetterton racetrack (murrays/corram corners) it was a challenge to get this one

Anyway i can't see the use of that app other than mick improving/testing his coding skills ... This is just a mobile version of ct.net

saves you having to alt tab if you are in game ingame

cop radio "were getting in reports of reckless mountain biking at mt chilliad, repeat people having fun stop it at once!"

Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

Man: "Yeah, what's that plant that blooms every twelve years, it's eight feet
      high and smells like hell? I want to plant one on my ex-wife's lawn."
Maurice: "It's called, 'amorphophallus titanium.' God, I love to say that.
          Amorphophallus titanium! The sound of it gives me a redwood in my
          khakis. If I come back as a super hero, I want to be called that.
          It's Amorphophallus Titanium, the rare botanical wonder! See his
          eight foot protrusion as he pollinates on everyone!"
Man: "But why does it stink so bad?"
Maurice: "It's about marking your territory, my man. You don't mark your
          territory, do you? You should try it! Pee on the front door of your
          office! Just see if anybody thinks of coming near you."
Man: "OK, I-I will try that. Thank you so much for the advice, Maurice."
Maurice: "Oh, I'm here to help, sailor."
Announcer: "Gardening with Maurice. Only on WCTR!"

its a real plant btw

Have any of you heard of their new game called World of Warplanes? Im currently in the closed beta stage of it, and it's the same idea as world of tanks, but planes! Not sure when it's going to be released. They just started development on World of Warships, too.

yes im on it but not had chance to update it so not played it in months. its pretty good they they have sorted the handling out.

i only started playing WoT again because gamesmaster magazine were giving away a tank for it a few months ago.

well its not quite auto targeting when you seen someone you right click and it will lock on for you

also don't rely on auto targeting all the time