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No offense to the United States of America of course ;)
I'm not fat, I only ate two BigMacs for lunch yesterday. Today I had an Angus bacon and cheese, medium fries, and a medium coke.
I have a lot of McDonald's coupons.
Quote from: The_Hobo on March 23, 2013, 00:37
I'm not fat, I only ate two BigMacs for lunch yesterday. Today I had an Angus bacon and cheese, medium fries, and a medium coke.
I have a lot of McDonald's coupons.
Where did you steal em from ?
Quote from: Vinny on March 23, 2013, 00:15
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No offense to the United States of America of course ;)
This is directly offending Americans ...
*Now the war shall start
I agree, while americans are plump, not all of them are, thus reminding me, Few days ago, McDicks started to sell 40 pc chicken nugget meals . . . as if 10 isnt enough?
l0l.
Quote from: Bran on March 23, 2013, 01:19
Quote from: Vinny on March 23, 2013, 00:15
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No offense to the United States of America of course ;)
This is directly offending Americans ...
*Now the war shall start
but you're Jamaican :trainsguy:
i eat fast food for breakfast lunch and dinner.
literally.
my face is as perfect as a babys ass, and if anything i could use a few more pounds.
Quote from: Clutch on March 23, 2013, 03:02
I agree, while americans are plump, not all of them are, thus reminding me, Few days ago, McDicks started to sell 40 pc chicken nugget meals . . . as if 10 isnt enough?
Because 10 is not enough. Btw are all MacDonalds hamburgers so damn small? Here they are smaller than your fist and are dry.
:lol:
:lol: But I should rather say: Typical American not Meanwhile in America :itroll:
TRUE STORY
:forever_alone: :forever_alone: :lol: :lol: :itroll: :itroll: :biggrin: :biggrin:
/me is amused.
Quote from: Bran on March 23, 2013, 01:19
Quote from: Vinny on March 23, 2013, 00:15
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No offense to the United States of America of course ;)
This is directly offending Americans ...
*Now the war shall start
Only the dumb ones who don't know the word "fun".
Quote from: Noah Blake on March 23, 2013, 06:26
imy face is as perfect as a babys ass, and if anything i could use a few more pounds.
gotta keep that bieber frame huh
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America
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The land of shitty burnouts ;)
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/and-a-diet-coke-meme.jpg)
and for us jamaicans....
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word :challengeaccepted:
i know a build in ro where at first stage is a fast-food and at the second stage is gym :biggrin:
'Murica!!
Not all jokes about fat Americans are harsh because they mostly make jokes because according to the statistics, America is a country with the most overweight ppl and most McDonald's sandwich-stores. Also Making fat jokes about Americans is totally same as Making drunk jokes with Russians so I don't think both of them are offensive :)
Quote from: Vinny on March 23, 2013, 00:15
No offense to the United States of America of course ;)
Im not offended. Im cracking up because I know its all true
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this is just some
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'Murica
Btw Ethan, that simplified redneck map made me laugh so hard :biggrin:
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Quote from: Sveki on March 23, 2013, 20:48
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I have watched about this restaurant in tv :)
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*Corvette1099 Makes a special trip to Las Vegas, NV for a 8000 cal burger.
See yall tomorrow in a wheel chair!
Quote from: Corvette on March 23, 2013, 22:48
Quote from: Sveki on March 23, 2013, 20:48
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*Corvette1099 Makes a special trip to Las Vegas, NV for a 8000 cal burger.
See yall tomorrow in a wheel chair!
Theres one in Texas
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what now peons
Quote from: X_Raided on March 24, 2013, 22:52
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what now peons
OK AMERICA IS #1 NOW
Portugal -> +1000 years of history (small country with no problems)
usa -> 240 years of history (wars after wars just because of political interests)
But if i got to usa and ask randomly if they know where is Portugal, they will say "what is Portugal?" :true_story:
I dont need more words to describe a selfish country. Ex: #Kony2012
(http://www.blumenews.com.br/site/images/viver_portugal_blumenews_07.jpg)
(http://www.blogdobemestar.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/PORTUGAL-FOTO-BONITA.jpg)
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(http://www.colliers.com/pt-pt/~/media/images/emea/portugal/homepage/portugal%20homepage_1998x1470.ashx)
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(http://www.amazingplacesonearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Azenhas-do-Mar-Portugal.jpg)
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PROUD PORTUGUESE
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Quote from: Terrorista310 on March 24, 2013, 23:17
Portugal -> +1000 years of history (small country with no problems)
usa -> 240 years of history (wars after wars just because of political interests)
But if i got to usa and ask randomly if they know where is Portugal, they will say "what is Portugal?" :true_story:
I dont need more words to describe a selfish country. Ex: #Kony2012
(http://www.blumenews.com.br/site/images/viver_portugal_blumenews_07.jpg)
(http://www.blogdobemestar.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/PORTUGAL-FOTO-BONITA.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Dona_Ana_beach,_Lagos,_Portugal.jpg)
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(http://www.ecotoursportugal.com/userfiles/image/blog/douro%20portugal.jpg)
PROUD PORTUGUESE
(http://economico.sapo.pt/public/uploads/articles/foto_pagina/bandeira_portugal1_pagina.jpg)
I know this post is for America but... PORTUGAL <3
I'm with you on it Terror. We're a small country with a lot of story :')
what has portugal given to the world that could compare with things such as, space travel, flight, medicines, countless forms of technology and aid to other countries in crisis. im sure portugal is a great country but doesnt compare to america when speaking about advances. and about people not knowing where portugal is... every country has dumb people.
portugal- 1000 years and really nothing special to show for it.
usa - 240 years of breakthroughs and advances in every thing pretty much.
not bragging or even trying to put down. but when someone makes a post like this i feel the need to bring some facts into the discussion.
Be smart raided, your country is thousand times larger than mine, any country who had that size and resources would be the same or better in tec advance.
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not true. take germany for example. a relatively small country but back during ww11 they were probably the most technologically advanced country in the world. and not just them. size doesnt really dictate how advanced a country could be. sure it provides more resources but thats not what were talking about. your extra 640 years should have made up for being a small country.
Quote from: X_Raided on March 25, 2013, 01:09
not true. take germany for example. a relatively small country but back during ww11 they were probably the most technologically advanced country in the world. and not just them. size doesnt really dictate how advanced a country could be. sure it provides more resources but thats not what were talking about. your extra 640 years should have made up for being a small country.
They also killed the jews for their gold and art, now stop this shit.
you keep turning the conversation into different directions. stop it? im not the one who started it...im just having a debate your the one getting all defensive
Raided, you can thank Germans for your space travelling. Just saying.
I wanna say something :smile:
Macedonia is also small country but we have big and great history. I'll just take Alexander the Great for example, he extended the country all on 3 continents, Africa, Europe and Asia. He extended the country till India :)
Plus, Americans, your country was discovered by Europeans. :) All Americans are actually from Europe, just the uncivilized ppl on, Indians or whatever are they called :)
Quote from: brane on March 25, 2013, 08:12
Plus, Americans, your country was discovered by Europeans. :) All Americans are actually from Europe, just the uncivilized ppl on, Indians or whatever are they called :)
Portugal was one of the best (if not the best) in explorations in the 15th and 16th century.
yep, i saw on this topic pictures from NASA on the moon ..
But what would you do if you didn't have planes ? The first plane that flight was in Romania, also the first street with lights .
the first street with lights....hahahahahahahahahahaha oh god where would we be without romania!
and your wrong the first POWERED and CONTROLLED flight was done by the Wright Brothers in good ol America , go read a history book bud.
and brane there is actually been new evidence found that would suggest the first explorers to america were actually the chinese on the west coast. of course there is no way to prove it but many people now believe it to be true. everyone now knows it wasnt christopher columbus from europe that discovered america first.
Quote from: X_Raided on March 25, 2013, 14:36
the first street with lights....hahahahahahahahahahaha oh god where would we be without romania!
and your wrong the first POWERED and CONTROLLED flight was done by the Wright Brothers in good ol America , go read a history book bud.
and brane there is actually been new evidence found that would suggest the first explorers to america were actually the chinese on the west coast. of course there is no way to prove it but many people now believe it to be true. everyone now knows it wasnt christopher columbus from europe that discovered america first.
Quote from: Wikipedia "Wright Brothers"
The Wright brothers, Orville (August 19, 1871 – January 30, 1948) and Wilbur (April 16, 1867 – May 30, 1912), were two American brothers, inventors, and aviation pioneers who were credited[1][2][3] with inventing and building the world's first successful airplane and making the first controlled, powered and sustained heavier-than-air human flight, on December 17, 1903.
Quote from: chilin26 on March 25, 2013, 12:43
yep, i saw on this topic pictures from NASA on the moon ..
But what would you do if you didn't have planes ? The first plane that flight was in Romania, also the first street with lights .
You're also wrong here
Quote from: street light, go google it
The earliest lamps were used by Greek and Roman civilizations, where light primarily served the purpose of security, both to protect the wanderer from tripping over something on the path as well as keeping the potential robbers at bay. At that time oil lamps were used predominantly as they provided a long-lasting and moderate flame. The Romans had a word 'laternarius', which was a term for a slave responsible for lighting up the oil lamps in front of their villas. This task continued to be kept for a special person as far as up to Middle Ages where the so-called 'link boys' escorted people from one place to another through the murky winding streets of medieval towns.
Before incandescent lamps, candle lighting was employed in cities. The earliest lamps required that a lamplighter tour the town at dusk, lighting each of the lamps, but later designs employed ignition devices that would automatically strike the flame when the gas supply was activated. The earliest of such street lamps were built in the Arab Empire,[1] especially in Córdoba, Spain, Cairo, Egypt, and Baghdad, Iraq ( around 1000 AD ).[2] The first modern street lamps, which used kerosene, were introduced in Lviv in what was then the Austrian Empire in 1853.
Also, the guy who discovered the electricy is European, Nikola Tesla from Serbia. :)
Quote from: brane on March 25, 2013, 18:39
Also, the guy who discovered the electricy is European, Nikola Tesla from Serbia. :)
True, and the wireless device was invented in the UK...
I would never guess that my post would turn in a history book
Quote from: brane on March 25, 2013, 18:39
Also, the guy who discovered the electricy is European, Nikola Tesla from Serbia. :)
Well, he was an ethnic Serb, but he probably wouldn't invent all of the things he invented if he stayed here. America gave him the environment he needed for his creations, and I give that to USA.
Quote from: X_Raided on March 25, 2013, 14:36
and brane there is actually been new evidence found that would suggest the first explorers to america were actually the chinese on the west coast. of course there is no way to prove it but many people now believe it to be true. everyone now knows it wasnt christopher columbus from europe that discovered america first.
Oh yeah, they also found evidence that it was actually me who discovered America. I'm sorry, but that's a load of crap, and there is absolutely no evidence to back it up.
usa is the worlds leader on handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided in every important issue, why accusing Portugal for lack of technology if you can buy a gun here, i have free hospital (true, my appendix almost blow up, i got into surgery immediately and hospitalized for 3 weeks, got out and pay nothing).
Quote from: Terrorista310 on March 26, 2013, 03:40
usa is the worlds leader on handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided in every important issue, why accusing Portugal for lack of technology if you can buy a gun here, i have free hospital (true, my appendix almost blow up, i got into surgery immediately and hospitalized for 3 weeks, got out and pay nothing).
Congrats, you may not have to pay for Health care, but you are still an asshole.
Quote from: Deputy on March 26, 2013, 07:18
Quote from: Terrorista310 on March 26, 2013, 03:40
usa is the worlds leader on handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided in every important issue, why accusing Portugal for lack of technology if you can buy a gun here, i have free hospital (true, my appendix almost blow up, i got into surgery immediately and hospitalized for 3 weeks, got out and pay nothing).
Congrats, you may not have to pay for Health care, but you are still an asshole.
Why should i care? Youre just a random hater that are jelous of my country benifits. :-)
Quote from: Vinny on March 25, 2013, 20:26
I would never guess that my post would turn in a history book
Not really, its just people trying to one up each others country random facts; there is no single "best" country, and there will never be.
Quote from: TheSandman on March 26, 2013, 14:39
there is no single "best" country, and there will never be.
Lies: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/03/north-korea-human-rights/63415/
North Korea is best Korea! :herpderp:
Quote from: Sveki on March 25, 2013, 20:36
Quote from: brane on March 25, 2013, 18:39
Also, the guy who discovered the electricy is European, Nikola Tesla from Serbia. :)
Well, he was an ethnic Serb, but he probably wouldn't invent all of the things he invented if he stayed here. America gave him the environment he needed for his creations, and I give that to USA.
Quote from: X_Raided on March 25, 2013, 14:36
and brane there is actually been new evidence found that would suggest the first explorers to america were actually the chinese on the west coast. of course there is no way to prove it but many people now believe it to be true. everyone now knows it wasnt christopher columbus from europe that discovered america first.
Oh yeah, they also found evidence that it was actually me who discovered America. I'm sorry, but that's a load of crap, and there is absolutely no evidence to back it up.
do some research. just because it goes against everything youve been taught doesnt make it true.
Quote from: X_Raided on March 28, 2013, 03:39
Quote from: Sveki on March 25, 2013, 20:36
Quote from: brane on March 25, 2013, 18:39
Also, the guy who discovered the electricy is European, Nikola Tesla from Serbia. :)
Well, he was an ethnic Serb, but he probably wouldn't invent all of the things he invented if he stayed here. America gave him the environment he needed for his creations, and I give that to USA.
Quote from: X_Raided on March 25, 2013, 14:36
and brane there is actually been new evidence found that would suggest the first explorers to america were actually the chinese on the west coast. of course there is no way to prove it but many people now believe it to be true. everyone now knows it wasnt christopher columbus from europe that discovered america first.
Oh yeah, they also found evidence that it was actually me who discovered America. I'm sorry, but that's a load of crap, and there is absolutely no evidence to back it up.
do some research. just because it goes against everything youve been taught doesnt make it true.
Did you know i discovered oil in Arabia too? -.-
you cant even discover how to use your brain properly terrorista . i wouldnt expect much more out of you. anyways sveki, they have found ancient chinese anchors from their ships off the coast of southern california. the ocean floor is littered with these anchors. they date bake to the time of ancient chinese. chris columbus did not discover america.
Quote from: The_Hobo on March 26, 2013, 18:57
Quote from: TheSandman on March 26, 2013, 14:39
there is no single "best" country, and there will never be.
Lies: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/03/north-korea-human-rights/63415/ (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2013/03/north-korea-human-rights/63415/)
North Korea is best Korea! :herpderp:
North Korea :herpderp:
Quote from: X_Raided on March 28, 2013, 14:40
you cant even discover how to use your brain properly terrorista . i wouldnt expect much more out of you. anyways sveki, they have found ancient chinese anchors from their ships off the coast of southern california. the ocean floor is littered with these anchors. they date bake to the time of ancient chinese. chris columbus did not discover america.
I'm pretty sure not even the chinese or cris colombus discovered america since it always existed, with native people.
:herpderp:
Im pretty sure you're retarded terrorista. You pay for your health care no matter what. In quality,and in taxes. Where the fuck do you think all that shit comes from? a magicians asshole? Its paid for by the government, Who is paid by the people. Our health care is PROVEN better than anyone in the world..in most catgorys. i think it blows weiner and natural > synthenic medicines. I am a believer in you were put into this world with everything you needed to live. You wouldnt have appeared in a world where you will die without medicines. It was proven most dieses were caused by Western medicines since they started mass producing.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i7IqN0dMk7g/StaSyNKqN4I/AAAAAAAAEM8/qhvVEWkp3RE/s400/fat+american.jpg)
So yeah. 'Murica!
Quote from: X_Raided on March 28, 2013, 03:39
Quote from: Sveki on March 25, 2013, 20:36
Quote from: brane on March 25, 2013, 18:39
Also, the guy who discovered the electricy is European, Nikola Tesla from Serbia. :)
Well, he was an ethnic Serb, but he probably wouldn't invent all of the things he invented if he stayed here. America gave him the environment he needed for his creations, and I give that to USA.
Quote from: X_Raided on March 25, 2013, 14:36
and brane there is actually been new evidence found that would suggest the first explorers to america were actually the chinese on the west coast. of course there is no way to prove it but many people now believe it to be true. everyone now knows it wasnt christopher columbus from europe that discovered america first.
Oh yeah, they also found evidence that it was actually me who discovered America. I'm sorry, but that's a load of crap, and there is absolutely no evidence to back it up.
do some research. just because it goes against everything youve been taught doesnt make it true.
Just think about it. China was at its peak of power back then. Don't you think they would colonise the west coast just like the Spanish, English and Portugese colonised the Americas? Because i do.