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Title: Got a dirty joke for ya :P
Post by: Corvette on December 11, 2011, 09:20

A doc told a man that masturbating before sex, often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it."He spent all day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, the restroom was too open & an alley was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He go

t out & crawled und...erneath as if examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants & started to masturbate, he closed his eyes & thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard , "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says,.........................

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"Well, you better check your brakes too because your truck rolled down the hill!!

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Post by: $nake on December 11, 2011, 11:08

woohoohahahaa :D rofl! :D

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Post by: martata14 on December 11, 2011, 11:55

xaaaxa :D good story :D

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Post by: Deputy on December 12, 2011, 17:05

Hahaha really made my day!

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Post by: Axi. on December 12, 2011, 17:31

hahaha :D brill

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Post by: Viper on December 13, 2011, 14:21

LOL that made my NIGHT

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Post by: badboi787 on December 13, 2011, 14:44

Best joke I've ever heard in a long time.

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Post by: HeLiOn_PrImE on December 17, 2011, 23:54

good one =))

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Post by: Corvette on January 07, 2012, 01:10

Got a new one ;)

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "The other day, I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!"

The second nun said, "I can top that. Yesterday I was cleaning Father McInty's room and I found some condoms!"

The other nuns asked, "What did you do with them?"

The second nun said, "I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.

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Post by: mrtrlt on January 07, 2012, 07:45

:lol:

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Post by: emokid on January 07, 2012, 09:50

:PFFFTCCHCHCHHFFFTTT: : :trolol: :lol: :biggrin: :itroll::itroll::itroll:

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Post by: TheSandman on January 07, 2012, 10:25

:biggrin:

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Post by: badboi787 on January 07, 2012, 14:54

:biggrin:

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Post by: Ethan on January 07, 2012, 15:37

:closeenough: :trolol: :pokerface: :seriously_guy:

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