Hey,here i will place a daily quote of somebody in GTA that does real excist.
– Police Maverick pilot 1
" Hey, I can see my house from here! "
" Will you shut the hell up? "
– Police Maverick pilot 2
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I... I didn't understand it.
Quote from: Supreme on July 06, 2013, 23:20
Quote from: Shake on July 06, 2013, 23:15
I... I didn't understand it.
Same.
it was supposed to be a joke i think, but he failed
It is a joke, you guys are slow.
Dispatch: theres a 10-37 near the muholland intersection this looks serious...
Officer: how would you know control? you sit behind a desk all day acting like a big man.
Dispatch: fuck you
Officer: fuck you to!
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If that's a joke, I'm sorry but I don't find anything funny on that.
Dispatch: Random topics thingy is started again.
Twido: LMAO
Quote from: Terrorista310 on July 06, 2013, 23:42
It is a joke, you guys are slow.
Dispatch: theres a 10-37 near the muholland intersection this looks serious...
Officer: how would you know control? you sit behind a desk all day acting like a big man.
Dispatch: fuck you
Officer: fuck you to!
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Sure you could do this...but why? I understand what you are trying to do but I'm not sure why. I get all the same quotes when I listen to the radio when im playing gta...
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
Quote from: TheSandman on July 07, 2013, 04:17
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
I fucking hate that quote >:(
Quote from: Hobo on July 07, 2013, 04:18
Quote from: TheSandman on July 07, 2013, 04:17
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
I fucking hate that quote >:(
All you had to do was follow the damn garbage truck Hobo!
Quote from: TheSandman on July 07, 2013, 04:28
Quote from: Hobo on July 07, 2013, 04:18
Quote from: TheSandman on July 07, 2013, 04:17
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
I fucking hate that quote >:(
All you had to do was follow the damn garbage truck Hobo!
It has my food! D:
Fuck you.
cop radio "were getting in reports of reckless mountain biking at mt chilliad, repeat people having fun stop it at once!"
Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!
Man: "Yeah, what's that plant that blooms every twelve years, it's eight feet
high and smells like hell? I want to plant one on my ex-wife's lawn."
Maurice: "It's called, 'amorphophallus titanium.' God, I love to say that.
Amorphophallus titanium! The sound of it gives me a redwood in my
khakis. If I come back as a super hero, I want to be called that.
It's Amorphophallus Titanium, the rare botanical wonder! See his
eight foot protrusion as he pollinates on everyone!"
Man: "But why does it stink so bad?"
Maurice: "It's about marking your territory, my man. You don't mark your
territory, do you? You should try it! Pee on the front door of your
office! Just see if anybody thinks of coming near you."
Man: "OK, I-I will try that. Thank you so much for the advice, Maurice."
Maurice: "Oh, I'm here to help, sailor."
Announcer: "Gardening with Maurice. Only on WCTR!"
its a real plant btw