I saw this game on another forum and it seems interesting
the first post makes a wish
and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own
ex:
p1:i wish i was a gm
p2:I can’t grant your wish because I don’t know what a “gm” is (and I’m sure I’m not the only one).
i wish i was a mod
p3:Granted but on a website where everyone is a mod
I wish for $1,000,000
il start have fun
I wish for $1,000,000
so
granted, you get your 1 million but you have to give it to charity?
Quote from: Ethan on March 08, 2013, 17:59
so
granted, you get your 1 million but you have to give it to charity?
Lol ethan, You messed up, Your supposed to grant/deny their wish then ask your own wish. Like so
Granted, You must donate it to charity,
I wish I had more Mountian Dew!
Quote from: Corvette1099 on March 08, 2013, 18:08
Quote from: Ethan on March 08, 2013, 17:59
so
granted, you get your 1 million but you have to give it to charity?
Lol ethan, You messed up, Your supposed to grant/deny their wish then ask your own wish. Like so
Granted, You must donate it to charity,
I wish I had more Mountian Dew!
that was a question more than a reply to the game... I want to know how to do it right
Quote from: Ethan on March 08, 2013, 19:39
Quote from: Corvette1099 on March 08, 2013, 18:08
Quote from: Ethan on March 08, 2013, 17:59
so
granted, you get your 1 million but you have to give it to charity?
Lol ethan, You messed up, Your supposed to grant/deny their wish then ask your own wish. Like so
Granted, You must donate it to charity,
I wish I had more Mountian Dew!
that was a question more than a reply to the game... I want to know how to do it right
so ethan now you may say this at vette's wish :
-granted but you have to eat all montain dew cans (add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish) then make your wish
got it
let's start again from vette's wish :)
I wish I had more Mountian Dew!
Quote from: Marlbo[Ro] on March 15, 2013, 18:31
let's start again from vette's wish :)
I wish I had more Mountian Dew!
Granted , but now all juice is for free.
I wish i`ll be an Superhero.
yes but you have to be Chuck Norris :P
I wish for more wishes :'(
No, 1 wish a player. :P
I wish to get a cookie from you.
Quote from: TheGame on March 28, 2013, 16:19
No, 1 wish a player. :P
I wish to get a cookie from you.
Granted , but now u can add how manny cookies you want.I wish i will met Messi.
Denied, he too cool for you.
I wish to get a PC soon.
Quote from: MexicanGangster6840 on April 01, 2013, 01:46
Denied, he too cool for you.
I wish to get a PC soon.
granted but the computer is 30 years old and can't handle the internet.
I wish for a new car.
granted but the car has no engine
I wish to be on an island
Granted, but daily fapping is required to stay on that island.
I wish for a Transformers toy!
Denied you get a Go-Bots toy instead.
I wish for a mansion.
denied, you have to now live in a box
I wish for world piece
Denied, I took the last piece of world
I wish I could fly
Granted , but now you are living on Moon.
I wish one day i will run the world.
Granted, but everyone hates you and want to rebel
I wish to eat and not get fat, and get super ripped but not work out
Quote from: SpazzBucket. on April 07, 2013, 05:46
Granted, but everyone hates you and want to rebel
I wish to eat and not get fat, and get super ripped but not work out
Tough, you became big and chubby :D
I wanna cookie :(
granted , u have a cookie
i wish i have 3 eyes
Done, but you're blind in 1 eye.
I want 6 legs
denied, now you have 8
I wish for food
Granted, you can only eat popcorn. >:D
I wish for a banana of 1000kg.
granted, but you can only eat from that one banana for the rest of your life
I wish for world domaniation
Granted,
(http://media.otakuzone.com/store/user/108114/T1294708107792c95d3c5e289ba66739638f8ea588a65.jpg)'
I wish no one replies here :D
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e7dw54Md1rqfhi2o1_250.gif)
You wish for nothing? GRANTED
I want a tame wild animal that won't harm me :P
Granted, a sloth.
I want $10 mil in CT ;D
Granted, but you are now banned 200 days for money hack.
I wish for super powers
Granted, but your power is that now whenever someone touches you they become sexually attracted to you regardless of gender.
I want a pony
Granted but is black ^^
I wish be unbanned
Granted, but your PC broke down and you can't play for two months.
I want a big block american muscle car.
DENIED! IT'S MINE :allcapsrage:
I WANT A WHITE PONY
Granted but it's a toy pony.
I want a real X-Wing
Granted, but you have to constantly save the universe and at this time x-wing fuel and ammunition prices are skyrocketing
I WANT A REAL WHITE PONY
denied, you begged to much for it
I want more wishes
Quote from: Ethan on April 09, 2013, 17:26
denied, you begged to much for it
I want more wishes
:rage: Denied because you denied my pony D: I want an apache helicopter, it has machine guns AND missiles, it is a great creation of human invention, a true death machine
Denied because I have no money for an apache helicopter
I wish a GTX TITAN
Denied, I bought an apache helicopter so I can't afford a truck because the price of the truck is one full rank and ammunition for one gun run in it
I want to be a moderator on cvt :P
Denied, i'm not an admin
I want an Ambulance
Accepted but you're in your ambulance on the way to emergency because you got stabbed
I want an admin to reply here to say that I can be moderator :P
denied, because I am an admin.
I want a house on my own
Granted, but arsonists have burnt it down.
I want to hang out with Kim Jong Un.
Quote from: Sveki on April 10, 2013, 01:21
Granted, but arsonists have burnt it down.
I want to hang out with Kim Jong Un.
Accepted but you better do it soon http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/10/kim-jong-un-assassination-rumours-flood-twitter-weibo/
Ok Ethan if you won't give me that, I wish for a 5 slot house with gate :P
granted but its on its own private island, all sand and no access to the mainland itself
I want a Google Nexus
Quote from: Ethan on April 10, 2013, 03:06
granted but its on its own private island, all sand and no access to the mainland itself
I want a Google Nexus
Done, but it's been locked by the phone company. :trolldad:
I want a new PC pl0x
Granted, but you got one from the 90's
I wish for a condom
Quote from: SpazzBucket. on April 11, 2013, 04:44
Granted, but you got one from the 90's
I wish for a condom
Granted but it is a finger condom
I wish for a Corvette
Granted, here you go -
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17t4z4wjoyhxwjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)
I want a window :P
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1500275/dr-cox-window-smash-o.gif)
There's ya window xD
Can i have the Convoy Trucking .amx please :P
[fail]
Quote from: Dobby on April 11, 2013, 02:47
Done, but it's been locked by the phone company.
[/fail]
Google Nexus is not a smartphone
Quote from: Dobby on April 11, 2013, 09:26
There's ya window xD
Can i have the Convoy Trucking .amx please :P
Granted, but the pawn windows closes down after 3 sec and you can't take any screenshot of it. And the file gets destroyed after its been closed down..
I wish that there are more people that restores the humanity
Quote from: Ethan on April 11, 2013, 14:58
[fail]Quote from: Dobby on April 11, 2013, 02:47
Done, but it's been locked by the phone company.
[/fail]
Google Nexus is not a smartphone
Quote from: Google Search of "Google Nexus"
Discover the new Nexus smartphone and tablets from Google.
sorry i was wrong :D
Quote from: Twido on April 11, 2013, 22:37
I wish that there are more people that restores the humanity
Granted. But they are paralised :P
i want £1,000,00 in cold hard cash. fresh off the press, nice and warm still. Nobody has touched the money but me :D :challengeaccepted: :herpderp:
I guess I should have said Google Nexus 7, which is the tablet:
https://play.google.com/store/devices?feature=corpus_selector (https://play.google.com/store/devices?feature=corpus_selector)
ontopic:
granted, but you get caught with it and now your in jail
I wish for a time machine
Denied, thats not possible for an Australian like myself to get my hands on..
I want a shelby supersnake.
granted. the snakes name is shelby, is poisonous, he has bitten you, and there is no antidote
I wish to be married to Pamela Anderson
Granted :D But she's a dude.
I wish for an AMD Kaveri APU please :D
Granted, but you get it broken :trollface:
I want a 5 slot in CT :)
granted, but then you get banned for 200 days for hacking a purple dildo so you cant use it
I wish for a life
Granted, but it ends in less than 24 hours. Enjoy it while you can.
I wish for a cannon.
Granted
(http://cdnmedia.endeavorsuite.com/images/organizations/3edfa744-67f9-42a6-afa2-827452f247a5/P&A%20Page%20Pictures/Fishing%20&%20Electronics/Cannon%20Rod%20Holder.jpg?v=20121212102802)
I wish someone would transfer 50 million dollars to my CT account with no possibility of me being banned
Granted, buy you sended the double ammount back :trollface:
I wish for a boat
granted., but it has a hole
i wish for a fish :D
Granted. But it's dead. It's rotten too, so you can't eat it.
I wish for someone to corrupt this wish, if you will? :)
DENIED: so granted! :trollface:
I want the ct map for single player :P
Mick's decision, so NO C:-)
I don't wish nothing .
DENIED: you wish something but you just want to be rude and destroy the game ;) I want a shaworma!
Granted; but i wish CT train back to CT :) :troll:
granted but its causes so much lag, CT closes down
I wish my my dream GF
Granted. But she loves other guy :P
I want a Dodge charger :D
your Dodge Carger
(http://imageshack.us/a/img23/7249/2012dodgechargersrt8fro.jpg)
I wish for a Triceratops
Granted.but it's dead. i wish to be a Penguin
Quote from: Swash on April 23, 2013, 13:07
Granted.but it's dead. i wish to be a Penguin
Granted but you live in the desert :P
I wish to not have school but be a smart person
Quote from: SpazzBucket. on April 23, 2013, 22:35
Quote from: Swash on April 23, 2013, 13:07
Granted.but it's dead. i wish to be a Penguin
Granted but you live in the desert :P
I wish to not have school but be a smart person
Granted but now everyone relies on you to answer all their questions
I wish I lived on Mars
Granted. But it's set to go 'Nova in 48 hours.
I wish Convoy Trucking to be up
Granted.But you need to wait untill bently get jailed xD
I wish a 100 slot house :D
Granted but u r banned for money hack :P
I wish to become admin :))
granted, but Mick found out you cheated, farmed missions, used your admin powers for regular use and you were banned permanently
I wish for more wishes
Quote from: Ethan on April 24, 2013, 15:38
granted, but Mick found out you cheated, farmed missions, used your admin powers for regular use and you were banned permanently
I wish for more wishes
Granted, but they do not go to you.
I wish for a girlfriend :D
denied, all the girls you tried to date found out you were gay ( ;D ;D ;D its a game, dont take it personally :P :P :P )
I wish for a time machine
Granted but it doesnt work.
I wish to be a superhero :P
Quote from: sardarji on April 24, 2013, 15:55
Granted but it doesnt work.
I wish to be a superhero :P
Granted, but you are a superhero without powers
I wish for Sylvie van der Vaart :D
Granted, But she leaves you after she founds out about ur short dick (its a game.. i dunno how ur penis is)
I wish that i knew how idiots Dos attacked so i could dos attack them back
Granted. But you get infected, and your PC becomes a tool in DDOS'ing.
Can i wish for a cup of tea please? two sugars? thanks :D
DENIED you get a large coffee with 4 cream and 1 sugar :P
I wish to be blue
Quote from: SpazzBucket. on April 24, 2013, 21:25
DENIED you get a large coffee with 4 cream and 1 sugar :P
I wish to be blue
Granted.But outside start raining and the rain clean you'r blue collor :P
I wish for a super dog
Granted.But he has only 2 legs
Quote from: Swash on April 25, 2013, 15:19
Granted.But he has only 2 legs
I wish volt host to - bankruptcy - >:D :P
Granted, but someone new owns the company.
I wish Convoy Trucking be up
Granted,but after 1 day it will be down again..i want Lisa Ann as wife
granted but two days later she divorces you and takes her rightful 50% of everything
I wish for a wish
Quote from: Ethan on April 25, 2013, 19:06
granted but two days later she divorces you and takes her rightful 50% of everything
I wish for a wish
Granted. But it's also denied two seconds later.
I wish for admin
Granted,but you get demoted when the server is up.
I wish 100milions in real life.
Granted, but it's monopoly money.
I wish the ability to become invisible for certain periods of time.
Quote from: Sveki on April 25, 2013, 21:14
Granted, but it's monopoly money.
I wish the ability to become invisible for certain periods of time.
Granted.But only for 5 seconds
I wish for a rhino in cvt
Granted but you get banned for weapon hack when you try to fire the cannon.
I wish for a box of condoms.
Granted.But all have little holes.
I wish for a weasel in cvt
Granted, but he dies after he see how stupid some ppl can be.
I wish that Anonymous ddosed CT ( its a game.. don't think i really wish that , cuz that will be the end of ct)
denied, but the police found out and you are in jail for 20 years.
I wish for a working vehicle
Granted but its a 20yr old riding mower.
I wish for a new stereo system
Granted but somebody stole them after 1 minute
I wish to own smokey 4 ever :D
denied, but [hide=smokey](http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/55/5582/VP5VG00Z/posters/smokey-the-bear.jpg)][/hide]has rabies, bites you and you die
I wish for Matias to stop fapping and get a life
Granted but his new life is in your living room.
I wish to be a Jedi.
Granted but you are killed in first battle.
I wish for wings on my ass
Granted, but now you must poop upside down and clean every wing in your feathers every time you poop
I wish to be famous
Granted but only for 5 seconds
I wish for unlimited fuel ingame
granted but the fuel is highly unstable and your vehicles explode everytime you start the engine
I wish for a Boxing robot (like in the movie Real Steel)
Granted but somebody steal it the next day.
I wish my parrot could talk :D
This was a fun game, lets do this again :D
I wish to have a tame pet shark
Granted but that shark ate you
I wish for SpazzBucket to come back
Granted but he is the shark now.
I wish to be a moderator again.
Granted but you are demoted 5 seconds later thereafter.
I wish to visit Australia
You get eaten before you take 2 steps off the plane.
I wanna marry taylor swift, and have wild kinky everything sex for weeks on end.
Granted but your dick falls of on your first sex night
I wish for having a hotknife ig
granted but its a hot knife and you your arm off.
I wish to have telepathy.
Granted but other people have telepathy resistors
I wish for new Admin at server
Granted but i get demoted to mod after 10 sec.
I wish to have 20k score by the end of the year.
Granted but you'll be banned at 20001
I wish to visit Europe.
Granted but you get kidnapped there.
I wish Megan fox was my wife :so_much_win:
you find out she has a dick l0l.
i wish to fuck taylor swifts brains out again
You get ebola virus after fucking here :p
I wish i had (dick free) megan fox as my wife.
Granted but you find out she doesnt have any holes below l0l
I wish to that my school would be closed tomorrow
It will be opened for the next 3650 days :P
I wish to get 10 million euros in real life 8)
Granted but you get jailed for bank robbery.
I wish i could stop the time.
granted but you then cant restart it.
I wish to F*$K Taylor Swift's brains out
Granted but Hobo kills you afterwards.
I wish for chicken.
Granted but that chicken has chicken flu
I wish I can hug Tylor swift once
Quote from: Dobby on January 21, 2015, 15:44
Granted but Hobo kills you afterwards.
I wish for a new job
But u are too stupid for any job
I wish summer
Quote from: StarFish on January 22, 2015, 08:36
But u are too stupid for any job
I wish summer
Such insult there lol... why?
There will be cold by you all the time for ever.
I wish to get a dj mixing table.
Quote from: Benny on January 22, 2015, 09:00
Quote from: StarFish on January 22, 2015, 08:36
But u are too stupid for any job
I wish summer
Such insult there lol... why?
There will be cold by you all the time for ever.
I wish to get a dj mixing table.
you have no hands.
i want more money.
Granted but its virtual money.
I wish i could get pizza whenever i want.
granted but its old and moldy
I wish for personal cans of air
Granted but one of them is filled with my farts
I wish for a PC that can run GTA V
Granted but it will burn after closing gta v.
I wish for a new swimingpoll.
Granted and it is full of mud btw :P
I wish i never sleep
granted but you die from lack of sleep (it is possible)
I wish for it always to be light outside and no rain/wet roads when I'm driving
Granted but you run out of fuel quicker.
I want Spazzbuckets hair
granted but its just a wig based on my hair (made out of horse hair)
I wish for unlimited fuel for free
Granted, but now all vehicles are powered by a limitless energy core, so you have tons of useless fuel.
I wish I could had the powers to destroy Gods...
Granted, but the only way this can work is you have to look like the purple teletubbie for eternity
This game is kind of like The Wishmaster :p
[hide=The Wishmaster](http://www.nefariousfilms.com/Images/Monsters/WISHMASTER.jpg)[/hide]
I nervously wish for a moldy sandwich.
granted but you must then give it to someone else to eat.
I wish to find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
Granted but its just gold plated iron
I wish for my g27 wheel to actually work properly :|
granted but falls apart after drifting around the corner in the first race
i wish for a better car
Granted but its the right way up.
I wish to be AUS, because the women :o :o :o :o
Granted but it's a sex change patient
I wish for a camber adjusted cars to disappear
Granted but now #hellaflush is with the top of the wheel outwards by dramatic amounts
I wish for a $4000 pc
Granted but it can run games since the year 2050 so u have to wait 35 years to play any game.
I wish I will get my driving license for free.
granted but the first time you drive you get into an accident, injure 45 people and your license is then revoked for three years.
I wish for my videocard to work right.
Granted but it causes your PSU to explode
I wish to have female parts for a month O0
Granted, but now your male parts are relocated to your forehead.
I wish everyone turned into a chinchilla for a year.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1152162/epic-hat-chinchilla-o.gif)
Granted, But after a year everyone turned back to normal and you are still little chinchilla.
I wish i could go back in time.
Granted, but you cannot go back to the future and if you encounter with yourself you will cause a time paradox.
I wish I had a SS grade rating on everything.
Granted, but the SS you'd receive would be a fongkong one that actually means 'super shit'
I wish I could corrupt a wish better than I just did
Granted but someone will corrupt your wish better than you did the previous.
I wish only the best marks in the school.
Granted but you'd need drugs to accomplish it and you will be expelled
I wish my tuna bagel was infinitely big and filled with more tuna
I Wish i was in the 80s
Granted, you are now 89 years old
Btw you're supposed to grant or deny the last players wish Cassette
I wish I was king of the world
Granted, however Africans would rebel and pose an undying threat to your kingdom and we'd bring unemployment and some other shit like that.
I wish I could shape-shift into anything I wanted.
Granted, yet everything you want to shapeshift in is a huge dick.
I wish I couldn't wish.
Granted, now you can't post in this topic anymore as your wishing is rendered useless C:
I wish for a bucket of mud.
Granted, but now you have to eat all that mud.
I wish Hobo was Admin.
Granted, but he perm-bans you and you never get unbanned.
I wish I had $300,000,000
Granted you won monopoly
I wish to go to Jamaica to work with a soundsystem
Quote from: squidgyscapes on March 23, 2015, 12:55
Granted you won monopoly
:female_rage: :female_rage: :female_rage: :female_rage:
Granted but you get robbed
I wish I had eyes on the back and sides of my head
Granted but your front eyes are gone and are moved to your back and your ear, congratulations you are now a freak!
I wish i could have powers superior than a god...
Granted but the powers only last for 1 millisecond
I wish to never have to work again
Sure, but you're poor.
I wish for Emma Stone.
Quote from: Dobby on March 25, 2015, 00:59
Sure, but you're poor.
I wish for Emma Stone.
Granted, but now she is you sister.
I wish for 1kk $.
Granted, but you are hunted by the military for robbing banks
I wish i had unlimited food
granted but you eat to much and die
I wish for San Andreas to work
Granted but it freezes when your monitor is turned on
I wish i had faster internet
Granted but your computer is now 15 years old
I wish Convoy Trucking had house trading
granted but you can only afford a 0 slot trailer.
I wish for something
Granted but that something is just a can of air
i wish i wasnt sick
Quote from: Emily on March 25, 2015, 19:15
i wish i wasnt sick
Granted, but now you're dead.
I wish i will meet Beyonce
denied, you go directly to jail for stalking, you do not get to use your get out of jail free card.
I wish I had friends
Granted but they all hate you and treat you like shit
I wish there would be better shows on tv
Quote from: Emily on March 25, 2015, 20:33
Granted but they all hate you and treat you like shit
I'll take that over having none at all... wish granted, yeah, game over
Quote from: Ethan on March 25, 2015, 21:06
yeah, game over
You have no power here.
I wish Joshy would just admin that he's in love with me
Denied Joshy dosnt love you
I wish for a miley white or Bibi Jones as my girlfriend
Granted - you can have both, but they're actually trannies
I wish to own a dank car that never breaks down
Granted but birds and people shit on it and it only goes 1kph
I wish the server was online :D
Quote from: Emily on April 07, 2015, 07:55
Granted but birds and people shit on it and it only goes 1kph
I wish the server was online :D
Denied, you can't have that, go out on some fresh air
I wish I could go to Madrid
Granted but you will have to live with aids and being raped
i wish for a brand new pc screen and case
Granted but they fall apart, stop working when your pc gets turned on
I wish i could sleep all day
Granted but you have nightmares during sleep.
I wish i could sleep like a normal person.
Granted but you get no benefits from it.
I wish I could get over my ex :'(
granted but he will be over everyday
i wished for my girlfriend to message me everyday
Quote from: Viper on April 08, 2015, 08:59
granted but he will be over everyday
i wished for my girlfriend to message me everyday
She*
Granted, but when y'all talk its only a fight
I wish food was free :D
Oops sorry emily i forgot okay on topic
Granted but it has aid's
i wish for a better pay
Granted,u got an increment of 1 $ on ur salary what u are getting now :D
i wish i had a private cruise boat
Granted but it has a tiny hole that you cant fix :D
i wish for money for life
but you cant spend it.
i wish for this girl im going to comiccon with to like me back (y)
Quote from: TheSandman on April 08, 2015, 10:39
but you cant spend it.
i wish for this girl im going to comiccon with to like me back (y)
But they will punch you in the nuts everytime they see you
i wish for emma watson to love me
denied, you are arrested for stalking Emma Stone
I wish for GTA V
Sure, but it gets postponed again.
I wish to be called Poes Destroyer
Sure but its misinterpreted to Cat destroyer
I wish my internet was faster
Granted but you can only use Internet Explorer 7 with it
I wish I didn't require sleep
Granted but you always feel exhausted.
I wish BBC would bring back Clarkson
Granted but its on a different show (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32214799)
I wish for cookies. Edible unlikely to cause me harm, well cooked cookies.
Granted but they taste like a dirty fart
I wish I was the hulk
Granted but you're pink.
I wish Hobo had some spare change.
Granted but it has aids and you die within a week
i wish for no hunger
granted but you starve and die from starvation..
I wish my router had antennas
granted but you wont get internet
i wish for higher download speed
Granted, but its expensive as fuck
I wish for sleep
Granted but it doesn't last long because of someone on a certain messenger
I wish I could be Poseidon :like:
Deined. What the hell is Poseidon.
I wish i wasn't sat here bored
Denied I'd like to be sat there with you
I wish I didn't have a headache right now
Poseidon looking majestic as fuck fighting something:
(http://www.greek-mythology-pantheon.com/wp-content/uploads/Greek_Gods_and_Goddesses/Poseidon_Neptune_Greek_God/Poseidon_Neptune_Greek_God_Art_03.jpg)
Denied, your headache has now become a tumor.
I wish people here knew more about mythical legend.
Granted but now everyone turns into a random god of a random origin and a titan war begins
I wish a truck full of smallblock V8's would stop in front of my house and the driver would just abandon it there
granted but it kills you.
i wish for a Ford GTHO
(http://i.imgur.com/YZYPiX7.jpg) that the car :)
Granted, but its a gt car with a ho.
I wish the sun wouldn't burn me so bad
Quote from: Ethan on April 11, 2015, 20:34
Granted, but its a gt car with a ho.
I wish the sun wouldn't burn me so bad
still a gt with out a ho btw its a model gtho is a model okay on topic
granted but the moon will burn you
i wish for a bigger house
Quote from: Viper on April 12, 2015, 01:06
Quote from: Ethan on April 11, 2015, 20:34
Granted, but its a gt car with a ho.
I wish the sun wouldn't burn me so bad
still a gt with out a ho btw its a model gtho is a model okay on topic
granted but the moon will burn you
i wish for a bigger house
You wished for a gtho, it was granted but not the one you wanted, that's the point.. I would of figured you'd be ok with a ho as well.. Guess not.
Ethan pls
Granted but the house is upside down because STRAYA CUNT
I wish I had
Hobo's internet
Granted, but you cannot afford it.
I wish I had fish's IG money xD
Granted but you get banned for scamming.
I wish for lots of money.
Granted but you go to jail for life.
I wish
dobby would come back
Granted but its only because i've accidentally clicked the wrong CT in my server list.
I need a McDonalds. I wish for that.
Quote from: Dobby on April 12, 2015, 05:10
Granted but its only because i've accidentally clicked the wrong CT in my server list.
I need a McDonalds. I wish for that.
Granted but you only get one fry
i wish for Burger king :)
off topic ethan i still get this type of car then :D
(http://i.imgur.com/0qEROya.jpg)
Quote from: Viper on April 12, 2015, 07:41
Quote from: Dobby on April 12, 2015, 05:10
Granted but its only because i've accidentally clicked the wrong CT in my server list.
I need a McDonalds. I wish for that.
Granted but you only get one fry
i wish for Burger king :)
off topic ethan i still get this type of car then :D
(http://i.imgur.com/0qEROya.jpg)
yes viper, a gt with a ho = gtho
on topic:
granted but its a hamburger with a crown that you cant eat
I wish for
Denied.
I wish for a 110,000 USD to buy a 105 inch TV for someone... yeh
Granted, but that someone hates you for getting them that tv
I wish I had time to play games at work
Granted, but you now work at a nuclear plant and it melts down because you play games too much
I wish I could stay awake for the rest of my life without any negative effects on me
Quote from: Emily on April 13, 2015, 20:20
but that someone hates you for getting them that tv
I never win, eh?
Granted, but you will be bored no matter what you do.
I wish I had unlimited food.
Granted but it's not free and you go into debt deeper than my gir... wat
I wish I had an indestructible liver
denied, your liver is now on its way to go to a 56 year old, man who weighs 382 pounds with diabetes and is an alcoholic.. Thank you for being an organ donor.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAZovQeUkfzkWloYeZKrGwdLZdyhrAq-Wx3-3ioOJFL2C1DLCmCA)
I wish for a better job, with better pay, with benefits like healthcare
Granted, but you hate it there.
I wish people weren't stupid
Quote from: Ethan on April 15, 2015, 16:39
weighs 382 pounds with diabetes and is an alcoholic
sounds like me
Granted Emily but now everyone is smarter than you
I wish I had unlimited supply of coke(that would be Cola for you Americans ^^)
Topkek granted, but you drink to much and die from kidney problems.
I wish for unlimited coke. (cocaine for you non americanos xD)
Granted but you overdose off your own supply
I wish for a free turbo kit
Quote from: SpazzBucket. on April 16, 2015, 04:37
Granted but you overdose off your own supply
Awesome.
Granted, but it worsens your car's performance
I wish parts for my car were cheaper
Granted but they are from the black market and may cause your vehicle to explode..
I wish for the forum to post my reply faster (it was a different topic and it never posted, just refreshed, I'm on my nexus)
Denied. Get a better device
I wish I could ... fly? idk ive made too many wishes
Denied, you are a fish. Not a bird.
I wish I had her hair V [hide=](http://i.imgur.com/J79RV53.jpg)[/hide]
Granted, but you're now 14 years old like her.
I wish i had Hobo's ass.
hmm 14?
oh.. right.. wish thingy
Granted but you get overloaded attention from gay people
I wish I had fluorescent hair
Denied. Because i can
I wish Star Wars was out now.
You're an ass m8, accepted only because I want to watch it too
I wish Jeremy Clarkson wasn't suspended from TG
Granted, but now he's perma fired
I wish Fish had 10 fingers
Granted, but now he has an extra arm with 1 finger on it.
I wish I could sleep.
Granted, but I get to... "use my extra arm" while you sleep... you know?
I wish Ethan posts next
Denied. Ethan's dead now
I wish fish would not be weird k?
Denied.
I wish for cake.
Denied, the cake is a lie.
I wish you a merry christmas.
PS. thanks for letting me be weird dabi ^.^
Denied. I hate Christmas.
I wish for a smoke
Granted, but you die of pneumonia
(http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Smoking+is+bad+mmmkay+_22c55d57920a3c6212a696eae0454f6b.jpg)
I wish only Dobby and I continue corrupting wishes because we hate each other
Granted. I hate you Fish.
I wish Fish would message me on BBM.
K fine
I wish I could sleep without sleeping pills
Granted, but now you have to take sleeping sepositories in order to ever sleep again.
I wish Fish and Dobby lose the hate
(http://i.imgur.com/hUNAob.jpg)
Denied there both dead.
i wish xero would get touched :D
Granted but i wanna do it with my half finger
I wish someone bought me ats on steam and a better pc
granted but you have no electricity
I wish I had a weed farm
granted, but its not the medicinal/smoking kind
I wish I can hear clearly (no Joke here)
granted but then you would hear your fart (soo disgusting)
I wish I owned a Ford Mustang
Quote from: StarFish on March 22, 2016, 22:27
granted but then you would hear your fart (soo disgusting)
I wish I owned a Ford Mustang
granted but its a horse named Ford (a horse is sometimes called a mustang.. google it)
I wwish I had my own island
Quote from: Ethan on March 22, 2016, 23:29
Quote from: StarFish on March 22, 2016, 22:27
granted but then you would hear your fart (soo disgusting)
I wish I owned a Ford Mustang
granted but its a horse named Ford (a horse is sometimes called a mustang.. google it)
I know :))
Quote from: Ethan on March 22, 2016, 23:29
I wwish I had my own island
granted but it would be island with full of gays, without women
I wish I played for a crowd as a professional DJ once
Quote from: StarFish on March 23, 2016, 13:16
full of gays
Would have the best fashion sense in the entire world
Granted but the event is in RSA during a power outage :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
I wish I could get out of 720pcancerrace
granted, but you literally get cancer.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
granted, but you are stuck in a wheelchair.
I wish for a car
granted but it breaks when you press the pedal
i wish for a Nissan Skyline r34
Quote from: Viper on March 23, 2016, 21:50
granted but it breaks when you press the pedal
i wish for a Nissan Skyline r34
granted but its only a 1:24th scale model that you have to keep in a case on your wall
I wish I had more wishes
Granted but you can't speak or type.
I wish that i dont need glasses
granted, you're now completely blind
i wish i had a wish that was a wish
Granted but the wish is for everyone you know to become feminists. ALL MEN ARE PIGS
I wish for the next person's wish to be denied
Granted but he gets a new wish
I wish to travel
Granted but you don't have money
I wish my future wish was about animals
denied, now you become an animal (of your choosing)
I wish my wish was denied, but granted
Denied, wait... granted. No denied.. ERROR 308
I wish for a horrible tasting burger. Fuckyeah
Quote from: Dobby on March 26, 2016, 18:09
Denied, wait... granted. No denied.. ERROR 308
I wish for a horrible tasting burger. Fuckyeah
Granted, you get a free meal at McDonalds
I want a SSD
Granted but it filled with Fucked up porn illigal porn and shit loads of virus that fuck ur pc
i wish for a super snake :)
granted, but its poisonous, bites you and you die
I wish for a wish that I can wish for