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Hyde Park => Off Topic => Forum games => Topic started by: Mr.Kangaroo on December 24, 2011, 04:33

Title: I Kill You!
Post by: Mr.Kangaroo on December 24, 2011, 04:33
Okay, here's how it works: you kill the user above with what they give you.
For example:
above user: Here, user below, have a pencil.
below user: Thanks for the pencil. I stab you in the chest with it, and you bleed out. User below, have a gun.
Get it ok lets start.

Here below user, have a knife!
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Dynamo on December 24, 2011, 06:16
takes knife and continuosly stabs entire body missing vital organs u bleed to death


i give user below a shoe lace (lets see someone be creative)
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Clutch on December 24, 2011, 07:37
I take the Shoe Lace and wrap it around your kneck, waiting for you to turn blue, then Laugh.

I give this Scrub a Peice of Paper.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: badboi787 on December 24, 2011, 07:43
I take this Piece of Paper and make a paper cut at your airway, cutting your airway tube and making you not be able to breath.

I give this useless person a speaker.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: TheSandman on December 24, 2011, 07:55
Quote from: Rudolf the red nose raindeer on December 24, 2011, 07:43
I take this Piece of Paper and make a paper cut at your airway, cutting your airway tube and making you not be able to breath.

I give this useless person a speaker.
I download Justin Beiber onto my iPhone and force you to listen to him with the speaker tied to your head with duct tape.

I give next person a computer screen.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: TwiXXXie on December 24, 2011, 08:21
i`m gonna take the computer screen, plug it into PC, download hannah montana/justin bieber music videos and i force you to look at the screen untill your eyes pop out, after that i crash the monitor into your head and u will get electrocuted :)

here user, take a crowbar
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Corvette on December 27, 2011, 06:15
I take the crowbar and beat you in the head repeatedly till your skull smashes in.


I give this person a Wooden Pallet.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: TheGame on December 27, 2011, 09:43
I take the Wooden Pallet and take some nails and carpentry it in your head.


I give this person a PS3.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Mr.Kangaroo on December 27, 2011, 10:16
Quote from: Santa's Pcgamie on December 27, 2011, 09:43
I take the Wooden Pallet and take some nails and carpentry it in your head.


I give this person a PS3.
i play cod, pwn some n00bs, then break the ps3 in half and squash your head into it, and strangle you with the cords. then i put the ps3 back togethjer and play some more cod.

i give the n00b below me a chess board.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Ethan on December 27, 2011, 14:43
Quote from: TwiXXXie <3 on December 24, 2011, 08:21
i`m gonna take the computer screen

you supposed to say you take that screen and throw it at him (with 25 other ones) while you scream HAX!! in his ears till his eardrums burst and he dies from blood loss

please continue
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: UnlimiteD on January 18, 2012, 17:47
I hit you in the head because you are calling me a noob . You die because you a have a concussion.

I give a remote controller to the player below me :trollface:
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Ethan on January 22, 2012, 22:15
I shoot unlimited with my RPG because he has a copyrighted picture in his signature.. he dies by being decapitated into 18473754837 pieces
***umm ethan? what do you give the person below you?***
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: badboi787 on January 27, 2012, 02:01
I take the ***umm ethan? what do you give the person below you?*** and make a rope with a hook at the end, put your head through the rope and hang you.

Hey Idiot bellow, take this dildo!
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: RaceRX on January 27, 2012, 07:25
I take the dildo, and push it through your eye, and brain. That's the true mind fuck.

I give you sandpaper.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Spekter on January 27, 2012, 07:52
I take the sandpaper, and grind away your whole face (including your eyes and ears). If you are still alive when i am done, ill push you onto the incoming traffic. And laugh.


Here buddy, take this loaded shotgun.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: RaceRX on January 27, 2012, 08:21
Hey! Hear about kurt cobain? Shot himself in the head with one of these.. tell me if it hurts. And this is where i shoot you in the head.

I give you Brittney spears.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Calvingreen17. on July 18, 2012, 12:48
I force you to listen to the unbearably screeching shit coming out of her mouth. You die from lack of good music (not the best reason) and you were never missed.

Ey bud below. I think this Nintendo DS would do you good.
Title: Re: I Kill You!
Post by: Viper on July 18, 2012, 13:02
oh i will get a nintendo ds shove it up his asshole and then shove it in throat then make chock to death while smelling his own shit

I give the noob under me a dildo and a razor :D have fun