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Who is he?

   
• Kim Jong-il is the Supreme Leader of North Korea from 1994 until his death.
• Known in North Korea as "Dear Leader", "our Father", "the General" and many more titles.
• Varying accounts on his birth. According to North Korean bibliography, he was born in 1942 and a double rainbow heralded his birth. According to the Soviets, he was born in 1941 in Russia when his father was in exile.
• Possesses the world's fourth largest army and weapons of mass destruction.
• Lives in luxury while North Korea suffers from a famine.
• Had likings to Western movies such as Rambo and films by Elizabeth Taylor.
• Said to have masterminded a bombing of a South Korean airliner, attempted assassination of a South Korean president and also kidnapped an actress and film maker in South Korea to create his monster movie.
• Has a cult of personality and it is said that he have abilities such as to change the weather to his liking.
• Afraid of flying, he travels by train and had live lobsters air-lifted.
• North Korea media says that he routinely shot 3 or 4 hole in ones in a single golf round.
• Enjoys basketball.
• Composed six operas and enjoys staging musicals.
• Referred to himself as an internet expert.

How did he die?

   
• The North Korean state television announced that he died on December 17, 2011 at 8:30 AM due to a heart attack caused by fatigue whilst on a train to Pyongyang during his field guidance tour.

What do I think about him?

   
• Something like this:

Yay me

and brutally dies.

TRANSLATION:
In our times, to find the next big superstar of pop music, you don't need to tune in to the radio. You only need to look on YouTube and currently trending is Rebecca Black, a teenager in America that became a superstar because of her song "Friday". The video received over 60 million hits in 2 months. But is it because the video is good? No. They say it is the worst music video ever, the most hated song on YouTube. They say that it is so bad that it is nearly genius, like the saying "It's so bad that it's good."

They say it makes you crazy. They say it destroys life. That is aside from the irritating voice and bad criticisms were given from social networking media.

They say that the song is shallow. But if it is irritating, why does it have over 60 million hits? Is this kind of lyrics shallow?

But why does no one complain about this?

But is it really shallow? Let's dissect it. "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday". It is a statement of the natural chronology of the days in a week that is according to the Old English, Middle English and Latin origins. It includes the influence of astronomy and mythology.

"We we we so excited." This is a deep expression of feelings because that they are excited, they need to repeat "We we we we we we we" that they need to pee because of extreme happiness. They are so excited that they forgot to use verbs and prepositions. But us Filipinos, we must not laugh because if Rebecca Black has "Friday", we have this: "Monday, it is the day that we met" and like this: (No translation).

Oh, you want deep meanings huh? Listen to this instead.

Oh, your an intellectual. You do not want stupid lyrics? Why? Do you read this books? Do you watch this? So, what if it is shallow? We must not find the deepest meaning of a popular culture because this coincidentally has an expiration date, short shelf life, shallow, fast, accessible, anywhere, available, like candy. Instant satisfaction and nutrition is another topic. If you want deep meanings, read the Bible, do not find it in the lyrics of a song, and the good news is that if you hate Rebecca Black, do not worry because we have a saying that "the faster it floats, the faster it sinks." "Easy come, easy go." Next please.

In the opening scene for the pilot, as a throwaway joke, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi is shown being judged after his death, with the date given as July 29, 2011. In the year after the Berlin discotheque bombing and the U.S. response, the 1987 pilot was playing off Gaddafi's prominent negative perception by the American public. Twenty-four years later, by coincidence, Gaddafi's death occurred within three months of the "predicted" date.

No joke guys... Rockstar Games announced it and Kotaku has confirmed it.

Grand Theft Auto V is going to be REVEALED on November 2 with a trailer.

There are now rumors about the game being set in Los Santos.

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Sorry for the badly cut girl on the right, I was trying to make the background transparent.

Use this, I used 'magic wand' in Paint.NET to get rid of the white, it's a PNG file too.
http://i.imgur.com/Bvuoo.png

... ^-- with that make it transparent again

Your signature is done, Migs. (Sorry for the badly cut girl on the right, I was trying to make the background transparent.)





Use this in your signature!

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Can you do a re-do? I would accept it even if it's not transparent. I will pay you if I can... P.S. Remove Miku kthnx

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