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[sardarji]

Granted but you get kidnapped there.
I wish Megan fox was my wife

[TheSandman]

you find out she has a dick l0l.
i wish to fuck taylor swifts brains out again

[sardarji]

You get ebola virus after fucking here :p
I wish i had (dick free) megan fox as my wife.

[CarlJohnson]

Granted but you find out she doesnt have any holes below l0l
I wish to that my school would be closed tomorrow

[StarFish]

It will be opened for the next 3650 days 
I wish to get 10 million euros in real life 

[Benny]

Granted but you get jailed for bank robbery.

I wish i could stop the time.

[Ethan]

granted but you then cant restart it.

I wish to F*$K Taylor Swift's brains out

[Dobby]

Granted but Hobo kills you afterwards.

I wish for chicken.

[CarlJohnson]

Granted but that chicken has chicken flu
I wish I can hug Tylor swift once

[Ethan]

Granted but Hobo kills you afterwards.

I wish for a new job

[StarFish]

But u are too stupid for any job
I wish summer

[Benny]

But u are too stupid for any job
I wish summer

Such insult there lol... why?

There will be cold by you all the time for ever.

I wish to get a dj mixing table.

[TheSandman]

But u are too stupid for any job
I wish summer

Such insult there lol... why?

There will be cold by you all the time for ever.

I wish to get a dj mixing table.

you have no hands.
i want more money.

[sardarji]

Granted but its virtual money.
I wish i could get pizza whenever i want.

[SpazzBucket.]

granted but its old and moldy

I wish for personal cans of air