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Started by $nake, June 06, 2012, 19:22

$nake

MICK COMES HOME, friend asks: maybe we will eat pizza today ?
MICK: It was suggested before




Rubber

RUBBER COMES ON FORUM, $nake asks: was this funny?
RUBBER: No.

Twizeler

Quote from: Rubber on June 06, 2012, 19:34
RUBBER COMES ON FORUM, $nake asks: was this funny?
RUBBER: No.

i laughed :D

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I usually come for the "addon" not for the joke
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Quote from: Rubber on June 06, 2012, 19:34
RUBBER COMES ON FORUM, $nake asks: was this funny?
RUBBER: No.


:biggrin:




$nake

Quote from: Rubber on June 06, 2012, 19:34
RUBBER COMES ON FORUM, $nake asks: was this funny?
RUBBER: No.
you have no sense of humor..  >  -____-

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Ethan

Quote from: $nake on June 06, 2012, 22:30
Quote from: Rubber on June 06, 2012, 19:34
RUBBER COMES ON FORUM, $nake asks: was this funny?
RUBBER: No.
you have no sense of humor..  >  -____-


he does and its only because this post like all of the other 90% of the things you post are completely pointless.

Strato


Ethan

that one made  me laugh strato, nice job

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I will explain it in another way: Once upon a time, a speed hacked connected to Convoy Trucking. He thought he was the king with his magic speedhacks and he couldnt be caught. Unfortunatly Smokey the bear had just the lastest :letmebanallcheaters: update and the speedhacker got caught. Alot of days went by and he decided to appeal his ban. Some lazy ass admin called Konali checked on his profile and saw he had 10 days left to be unbanned. All that there was left was locking the appeal and hoping that it would be clear to the player now.

so uhmmmmm basicly: you cannot appeal fair bans/but your time is served in 10 days so just wait and uhm.. enjoy my story. ok
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Addis

Quote from: Rubber on June 06, 2012, 19:34
RUBBER COMES ON FORUM, $nake asks: was this funny?
RUBBER: No.
:lol:


[hide=Konali's Story]
I will explain it in another way: Once upon a time, a speed hacked connected to Convoy Trucking. He thought he was the king with his magic speedhacks and he couldnt be caught. Unfortunatly Smokey the bear had just the lastest :letmebanallcheaters: update and the speedhacker got caught. Alot of days went by and he decided to appeal his ban. Some lazy ass admin called Konali checked on his profile and saw he had 10 days left to be unbanned. All that there was left was locking the appeal and hoping that it would be clear to the player now.

so uhmmmmm basicly: you cannot appeal fair bans/but your time is served in 10 days so just wait and uhm.. enjoy my story. ok
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Mr.Kangaroo

Quote from: $nake on June 06, 2012, 19:22
MICK COMES HOME, friend asks: maybe we will eat pizza today ?
MICK: It was suggested before



Am I the only one who found this amusing? [No offense to you mick!]
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