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Started by Calvingreen17., March 25, 2012, 02:35

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Calvingreen17.

March 25, 2012, 02:35
The air was very thin today and the National Weather Service had issued a tornado warning. I ran to look out the window and I didn't know that I would see this


I went outside to take this picture, pissing my pants (not kidding). I made this topic while in the closet (ikr! A good time to fap!) and idk what else to do but dumbly sit on the laptop and pass the time. Damn please let me live!

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Pimm

#1
March 25, 2012, 03:35
OMG Dude it's true! Keep safe and stop fapping!


Here, have more potatoes.


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Matias

#2
March 25, 2012, 04:45
Rofl it was really..
Well anyways you had a good time fapping inside closet  :PFFFTCCHCHCHHFFFTTT: :better_than_expected:
I gave u a cookie for make me laugh all night xD

TwiXXXie

#3
March 25, 2012, 05:49
Quote from: Calvingreen17 on March 25, 2012, 02:35
I went outside to take this picture, pissing my pants (not kidding). I made this topic while in the closet (ikr! A good time to fap!) and idk what else to do but dumbly sit on the laptop and pass the time. Damn please let me live!
You sir made me laugh, cookie time !

droctogonapus

#4
March 25, 2012, 05:56
maybe fapping will keep the tornado away
Fuck that

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TheSandman

#5
March 25, 2012, 07:52
Quote from: droctogonapus on March 25, 2012, 05:56
maybe fapping will keep the tornado away
Fuck that
Meaybe the tornado will clean the fapping up  :closeenough:
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Fubar

#6
March 25, 2012, 13:28
Fapping xD



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Strato

#7
March 25, 2012, 14:04
perverts

$nake

#8
March 25, 2012, 14:17
Quote from: TwiXXXie on March 25, 2012, 05:49
Quote from: Calvingreen17 on March 25, 2012, 02:35
I went outside to take this picture, pissing my pants (not kidding). I made this topic while in the closet (ikr! A good time to fap!) and idk what else to do but dumbly sit on the laptop and pass the time. Damn please let me live!
You sir made me laugh, cookie time !
Same here :D but TORNADO! :O

Konali

#9
March 25, 2012, 14:44
Yay, Calvin came out the closet:)
:cmastree:


Quote from: TheSandman on November 26, 2012, 13:53
There you go, cop didnt have a car and one was spawned for him.
Admins are helpers, not monsters.
Quote from: Calvingreen17. on January 15, 2013, 20:53
And i just want to take this moment that i have to thank you SO much for giving me the chance to be a moderator. I really enjoyed it, and although I made bad decisions (like playing MW3 too much haha xD), I really really did enjoy helping players like never before. You were my role model, you were the best admin I had seen in years, and there will never be another one like you.

It will take another to replace me, but I dont think CT can recover if they lose you bro, I wish you the best.

(Pretty sure you hear stuff like this every day XD You're like Chuck norris)
Quote from: mick88 on February 12, 2013, 23:28
It's unfair that admins can teleport to buy house, and reset their own camping score, but we have to trust that they won't abuse it. We have to trust them anyway, because the server is in their hands. Without admins server is nothing.

Lindsey

#10
March 25, 2012, 16:52
Wish i could see one of those :(

Calvin! Lets go shopping :D
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Quote from: Lindsey on June 06, 2013, 08:37
Terror, youve been on your last warning for stuff on ct for like a year so I dont feel treatened by you
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Calvingreen17.

#11
March 25, 2012, 17:39
Quote from: Pimm on March 25, 2012, 03:35
OMG Dude it's true! Keep safe and stop fapping!


Here, have more potatoes.



I'll never stop fapping!!!
Thank you for the potatoes :P

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Calvingreen17.

#12
March 25, 2012, 17:40
Quote from: Lindsey on March 25, 2012, 16:52
Wish i could see one of those :(

Calvin! Lets go shopping :D
Shopping? For what? Cuz I need some lip gloss, Hair spray, WEAVE, eggs, milk, cheese, a new house for my neighbor, and some cocoa butter.

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Calvingreen17.

#13
March 25, 2012, 17:41
Quote from: Konali on March 25, 2012, 14:44
Yay, Calvin came out the closet:)
Not today! Not today...or any other day of the month. Let's wait til my birthday and we'll see.

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Calvingreen17.

#14
March 25, 2012, 17:43
Quote from: TheSandman on March 25, 2012, 07:52
Quote from: droctogonapus on March 25, 2012, 05:56
maybe fapping will keep the tornado away
Fuck that
Meaybe the tornado will clean the fapping up  :closeenough:
No way in hell the tornado is gonna clean my "glue" up! No sir!

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Calvingreen17.

#15
March 25, 2012, 17:44
Quote from: TwiXXXie on March 25, 2012, 05:49
Quote from: Calvingreen17 on March 25, 2012, 02:35
I went outside to take this picture, pissing my pants (not kidding). I made this topic while in the closet (ikr! A good time to fap!) and idk what else to do but dumbly sit on the laptop and pass the time. Damn please let me live!
You sir made me laugh, cookie time !
It's very hard to make a topic like this in a closet with dirty clothes and i think I elbowed a cat shit 0_0

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Dr_dog

#16
March 25, 2012, 17:46
you do realize there is "edit" button and "quote" in the editor to quote multiple messages instead of quaro-posting.
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Calvingreen17.

#17
March 25, 2012, 23:31
Quote from: Dr_dog on March 25, 2012, 17:46
you do realize there is "edit" button and "quote" in the editor to quote multiple messages instead of quaro-posting.
Survive man
Haha. Yeah. Didn't realize. National Weather Service calls for another very strong tornado potential supercell. Fuck! Im' screwed

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KaT37

#18
March 26, 2012, 18:42
FAPPER LEAGUE FTW ^^

Calvingreen17.

#19
March 26, 2012, 23:12

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Xero

#20
March 26, 2012, 23:44
It's like the Joker said in the first batman movie "If you gotta go, go with a smile"

Jopi

#21
March 27, 2012, 00:02
You saw tornado,took photos and posted online? nice -.- xD
So what if tornado can kill you?   :-\

:cereal:

Calvingreen17.

#22
March 27, 2012, 02:51
Quote from: Jopi on March 27, 2012, 00:02
You saw tornado,took photos and posted online? nice -.- xD
So what if tornado can kill you?   :-\
Meh...well that's when the line stops....IDK! XD
Quote from: Xero on March 26, 2012, 23:44
It's like the Joker said in the first batman movie "If you gotta go, go with a smile"
What does that mean?

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